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Now, why don't you order us some food?
Mr. Kahn, I'll have a mai tai
Fat kids are always the funny ones.
Dang old John Candy, John Belushi, night before they dug their graves.
He lost his shins defending Texas in World War II.
I'm having fun!
They opened fire blew my shins off.
Aunt Peg, I found this timing belt in the laundry.
Hank, the boy can barely reach it. Lower the pinata so he has a chance at it.
B is for Balloon
Well, now that sounds promising.
Dee Dee, come on out here, and gab with Hank's wife.
In Cotton's room, wrapped in his little bitty pants under a big pile of lies.
What in the hell is going on here?
You forgot my beer.
But I'm not gonna say what they are, because I'm a gentleman.
- Here! - Kitchen!
She purrs just like a dang old kitten.
Did you try burping the alphabet?
Peggy Hill!
Then they shipped us to the Pacific Theater.
The blood attracted sharks.
Well, Peggy...
CHARLIE: Good morning, Angels.
Go ahead, pick yourself out a live one.
COTTON: That's it! PEGGY: Come on, Bobby.
Dee Dee's out in the car. I had her pack up.
his legs don't work.
Yeah, if he finds out you're from Japan, you know...
Bobby, you are too young to own a firearm.
Yeah, I see bacon, I see ham.
Dad, we'd love it if you stayed.
I don't know where you got the idea you could slap your mother's behind.
Well, Bobby and I both want him to stay.