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[Phone ringing]
[Children shouting]
The kids are already gonna hate me because you got the wrong bean dip.
Classy and smart, like Peg.
The hell you say? Did you win World War II?
What are you saying, Hank?
nothing, I guess.
Come and get your tootsie rolls”
So, I'm buying you a hooker.
We'll have to wait till your gas station opens up in the morning.
HANK: Peggy.
that I have never brought up, because I am too much of a lady.
ANGELS: Good morning, Charlie.
A Japanese machine gun blew my shins off in WWII
TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I WILL SQUASH YOU
So I comb my hair, I reapply lipstick 30 times a day.
do you still like...
Well, we eat in the kitchen.
Maybe you couldn't handle that, but I can.
Women's work!
Put an apron over your new bosom, too.
[Yiddish accent] What are you talking about?
He's got big plastic teeth, he screams all the time...
- Don't want to get fat. - That's not for you to worry about.