Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A man doesn't have to wear pants around the house if he doesn't want to.

I'm staying over.

But I thought they were your best friends.

Bobby, you gotta try and forget all that gobbledygook...

COTTON: Mr. Kahn, I'll have a mai tai.

I do your dishes, I wash your clothes, and I clean the house.

Hey, let's go bust open that pinata!

It's time for you to leave!

Touch me again, and you'll be wearing that corn pone, old man.

Why you so pissed off for, Peggy Hill?

I mean, for his son.

Well, Jesus loves him. So I win.

Happy birthday, Bobby!

That's like a pig trying to read.

Do I have an assignment for you.

A Super Squirter!

in front of the TV.

All right, Dad, I need to talk to you about some of the things...

How about when he took us down to the Hotel Arlen?

If you were in the army, you could've dug 10 graves by now!

But it was full of Tojos!

Then things took a turn for the worse.

Wait. What's wrong with your grandpa?

It's a Shelley Hack!

Mom says he's the devil.

Peggy might do all the housework...

so don't be jacking up your prices.

But I knew Uncle Sam needed me. So I lied and signed up.