Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I like to think the last thing that went through his head...

I’ll put Susan Collins down with the Dem sodomites She’ll feel like she’s been fucked by a train

Morning, fellas.

And then Andy says, Mr. Dekins...

get busy living, or get busy dying

You have some of this fine pie...

...in prison, a man will do anything to keep his mind occupied.

Got me out of the wood shop a month out of the year, and that was fine by me.

The guards simply didn't notice.

I wouldn't say friends.

And when they fly away the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice

You'll Look Funnier Sucking My Dick With No Teeth.

AFTER A HAIL STORM ROOFERS: ANYBODY COME AT YOU YET?

...get new books in here, Mr. Dufresne, if you please.

What'd you say?

Reasonable he'd be here in the morning.

And Tyreek Hill would never walk again.

Especially Bogs.

Don't you listen to these nitwits, you hear me?

Poor bastard lay there till this morning.

Truth is, I don't want to know.

I wish I could tell you I was surprised that Newcastle United played like that away from home

get busy living...or get busy dying

Step aside, Jerry. Otis is about to have himself an accident.

I just remembered... I stole your last Depends undergarments and you are shit outta luck

I think you can appreciate that.

Nothing left...

Thirsty Thursday is one of my favorite days Any day is a good day for cold beer

Kenny, hunny!!! Hush Dustin!!

...your files say you've served 40 years of a life sentence.

That's breaking and entering to you.

...on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow.

The hell, you say.

Thank you, Mr...

I already got my boys committed elsewhere.

Never enough scrapping, always trading below NAV, 5 x 5 is 25, fuck this place!

Anna gets home to Lopez after Prime day

What was his name?

A revolver holds six bullets, not eight.

Parole violation.

Or maybe I just don't want to.

"Whatcha in here for??? Didn't do it. Lawyer fucked me!!!!

From now on I’ll write two letters a week instead of one...

You’re gonna fit right in.

$hold. How diamonds are made $hold. Spread the word. Apply pressure

In a close tournament game, Calipari’s asshole Will pucker up tighter than a snare drum

Bull queers take by force. That's all they want or understand.

But we all knew.

Lord it’s a miracle

You know why it's a fine morning, don't you?

...if he can have a bottle of suds. That's only my opinion...

...or get busy dying.

I didn’t do it. An attorney fucked me.

same old shit, different gateway

When I drop my dog poop bag Into someone else's trash can

Two things never happened again after that.

And Then jake says, "Mrs. roskopf,

When you haven’t been social distancing enough

...maybe the best of things.

I was just wondering if anyone knew his name.

Louisville sucks, and it’s getting worse That’s the best part

You better be sick or dead

...less than a year to go, trying to escape.

Watch it, old-timer! Want to get killed?

I'll be hoping this email finds you and finds you well

We can talk about this, right?

I have bad dreams like I'm falling.

When slice Engineering puts out another mako hotend video With no email update about when your $1300 order will ship.

The kid passed. Thought you’d want to know

Me after talking to Case

I went to a few bars first.

Hard to believe, high-strung as he was. You cut a loud fart, he jumped three feet.

Step aside, folks. Firewall is having himself an accident.

Thing is, see...

I can honestly say that I'm a changed man.

Then I'd guess you want to escape. Tunnel under the wall, maybe.

That and a big goddamn poster.

It was in here.

...if what you told Dufresne was the truth.

Seems like a long time ago

Sometimes after work, I go to the park and feed the birds.

Easy to please.

When Slice Engineering puts out another Youtube video about mako hot end without updating ship time on your $1370 order From now on i'll write 2 emails a week

The silent silent partner.

From now on I'll write two letters a week instead of one.

Yeah, I know how you feel.

But if I drop this, you get me on destruction of property too.

Outside, he's nothing.

That's assuming Blatch is still there.

You didn't pull the trigger or convict him.

The games went and got themselves in a big hurry

How do you expect to do that? I mean...

Seems Ayla’s favorite hobby Was toting the dirt around the foundation out into the yard

Við Ölgeðrin

Smokes. Put me down for two.

And these are all my rejection letters from ATLAS

And Then jake says, "Mrs. roskopf,

Don't you know that?

It's the only way...

I'd hate to deprive you of this.

...a figment of my imagination.

The guards on the opposing teams all remembered to bring their W-2s.

It was the longest night of my life

Rrrrrrrrrrrrr Hhhhhhhghh

What's buried under there?

...and came out clean on the other side.

Buff those "BIKES" to a high mirror shine

Call the trustees. Take that tub of shit down to the infirmary.

I wasn’t on San Bruno Avenue at all

get someone else to update your endcards.

It's one big, damn twitter conspiracy!

And Plat would never walk again

So I pick out this guy...

You feel you've been rehabilitated?

Last time your man didn't double bag and the bottom near came out!

- Was it worth two weeks? - Easiest time I ever did.

More walls, more bars, more guards.

Want a cold one?

Buffed those shoes to a high mirror-shine.

...Andy Dufresne escaped...

When all of your Lego sets arrive on the same day…

Well, now, let me see.

He ought to have something to show for it.

Year after that, they rescheduled the intramural season...

...do you trust your wife?

The man up and vanished Like a fart in the wind

seim vanished like a fart in the wind

These coaches should vanish like farts in the wind.

Said he pulled hundreds of jobs.

...to say more than two words to somebody.

Reiderson up and vanished like a fart in the wind...

Some fellas collect stamps.

...time can draw out like a blade.

Poor Jason. Terrible fucking luck, huh? Crying shame.

I’ll see you in hell Before I see you in Reno

Louisville sucks, and it’s going to get worse That’s the best part

Went through one of your competitors.

It's down there and I'm in here.

...one immutable, universal truth:

HR: Do you want a bonus? Me: I need to go ask Dan.

I don't have her stuffed down the front of my pants right now, sorry to say.

...with better than $370,000 of Warden Norton's money.

You can't just make a person up.

If you ever get out of here, do me a favor.

We have to remind ourselves that @NicoleJade525 isn't meant to be caged

You'll Look Funnier Sucking My Dick With No Teeth

Get busy filling out pulse Or get busy hearing about it in a long and boring speech

...will be put to work outside these walls...

No, I have no enemies here.

Come out. You're holding up the show!

Could you hand me a stack of 1040s?

..and when I get back, we better be level...