Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Ha Ha Ha
Scale and Resilience
How'd it go?
You'll be all right.
He strolled...like a man in the park, without a care or a worry in the world.
I don't waste time with losers, Trevor
So Andy took Tommy under his wing.
You're out some smokes, son.
He's proud of you.
I don't belong here!
I get hazy where the cleaning woman shows up the following morning...
You don't have to ask everytime you need to troubleshoot... ... Just troubleshoot, ok?
You know what I'm trying to say?
Without a doubt.
You want the rest of this?
...That's ******* right
...befitting a man of your education.
I saw a gay once when I was a kid Now everyone is one
What about you. You blind?
God's honest truth
- Except on paper. - May I help you?
What you in here for? Nothing. Tank fucked me.
You don't read...
What amazes me most is you'd be taken in by it.
When my wife sees another beer delivery Me
And slob my knob
Everybody is real in here. Don't you know that?
...nearly free of charge.
Who's going to prove me wrong?
It might do more than that.
Do you know how to read?
He says, Sorry to inform you, but your brother just died.
Forty years I've been asking permission to piss.
This is my chance to get out!
I owe that boy a big kiss when I see him.
It's obvious this fellow Williams is impressed with you.
Turn around.
When you haven’t been social distancing enough Give em another month to think about it
King me.
In this cut, Schwartz has them in the Wide Nine
...and this old man is all that's left.
Icy cold bohemian style Pilsner, from weideman’s
- Clean as a virgin's honeypot, huh? - Cleaner.
Some contraband here, but nothing to get in a twist over.
Take it easy.
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That Tall Drink Of Water With The Silver Spoon Up His Ass
There are 100 different ways to skim off the top.
I’m gonna go pinch a loaf
...I find it decidedly inconvenient that the gun was never found.
Drink up while it's cold, ladies.
...and a job...
We're providing a valuable community service.
nothing stops.
I'd only ask three beers apiece for each of my coworkers.
...bagging groceries at the Food-Way.
Fresh Fish!
me as Mike lays in peaceful isolation in the guestroom... oblivious to the chaos just outside
Let me tell you something, my friend.
l doubt they'll kick up any fuss, not for an old crook like me.
Turns out Ayla’s favorite hobby was toting The dirt around the foundation out into the exercise yard
Get someone else to run your scams.
Yes, sir, I do.
Is that what you're saying?
You'd better be sick or dead in there. I shit you not!
Haven't you ever felt that way about music?
Most new fish come close to madness the first night.
Seems Andy's favorite hobby was toting his wall out into the exercise yard
...sipping whisky...
Doesn't fucking matter what his name was. He's dead.
CC.
Donald Trump 2020
How was I supposed to know?
Out here?
From now on i'll write two letters a week instead of one
Sweet Jesus.
Step aside boys, this presidents about to have himself an accident.
Heads up. They're tossing cells.
Next performance review If I'm gonna move on this...
I'm gonna go pinch a loaf on a wide rim
...and finds your wife in bed with her lover...
So you’re telling me that all of our freshmen are again going to vanish like a fart in the wind?
Old man's crazy as a rat in a tin shithouse.
I miss my friend
Randall Stevens.
We're getting to be kind of friends, aren't we?
I'm not sure.
Goddamn cats crawling up trees, 5 times 5 is 25...
Kenny wouldn’t understand Kenny never understands anything
DUM-ASS
Take a big wet bite out of my ass is what.
IRS can't touch one cent.
He had a quiet way about him...
Not right now.
And for the briefest of moments...
There's your goddamn score!
Me My wife seeing my beer deliveries
You underestimate yourself.
My wife and me after my ammo is delivered
In here, in the guy who can get you things
Sure it will. But not for me and certainly not for you.
Yes, sir. Surely will.
Don't tell me that again.
Hh He
What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?
Andy the Bray. Headed for his TT.
- I want them looking like mirrors. - Yes, sir.
Step aside, folks. Firewall is having himself an accident.
Thick as thieves you are
Poor Byron.
...
Story went and vanished like a fart in the wind!
And plat would never walk again
Turgeon up and vanished like a fart in the wind...
They took the catalytic converter and parked it 10 blocks away
I can't squeeze a drop without Prot'ing.
Peak
The only question is...
nothing stops.
Perhaps It’s Time You Tried A New Profession
I find I'm so excited I can barely sit still while holding my bone in my hand.
...this is all gone, all right?
Just give me that chance.
I have my money on Andy Dufresne
"I HAD TO COME TO PRISON TO BE A CROOK"
But, I suppose exceptions can be made.
It's the truth.
I wonder if you might get me a rock hammer.
I'm known to locate certain things from time to time.
He broke my fucking nose!
The IRS allows a one-time-only gift to your spouse for up to $60,000.
It floats around.
...do you want your sons to go to Harvard or Yale?
To me it’s just a made up word
In here.
BROKE CAPTAIN HUSS' HEART TO SELL TO HIM.
Delouse him.
Whitey came on and vanished like a fart in the wind
Lord, it’s a miracle!!
...charter fishing.
- Book? - Not today.
I'm an institutional man now.
Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it.
So you go on and stamp your win column, sonny, and stop wasting my time.
Lord! It’s a miracle! Team up and vanishes like a fart in the wind.
Shawshank Redemption You'll find a rock that has no eartlhy business...
I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged.
Tier 3 north, clear count!
...not anywhere. Get in here, now!
It pissed Kevin Poore off something awful.
Give them another month to think about it.
They say it has no memory.
I finally got the joke.
Roll out!
Sometimes he was able to fight them off.
...and that's the way it is.
119.
I am warning you. Turn that off!
...exceptions can be made.
Dislike button vanished like a fart in the wind
From now on, I'll smoke two vapes a week instead of one.
My wife used to say I'm a hard man to know.
Every evening I load up the cart and make my rounds.
If you want to indulge this fantasy, it's your business.
Those of us who knew him best talk about him often.
What?
The colossal prick even managed to sound magnanimous.
I hope to see my friend and shake his hand.
No. Not much to it, really.
...but now they're everywhere.
You are convicted felons.
Well?
This is the part I really like. This is where she does that shit with her hair.
He never made a sound.
What do you mean, He just wasn't here? Don't say that to me.
Rehabilitated?
Broke Captain Hadley's heart to shoot him.
...and an old rock hammer...
Cigarettes...
Yeah.
Two points, right there. There’s your goddammed score!
You should dig your downspouts underground then crawl through a river of shit
Here's where it makes the most sense.
...you get so you depend on them.
The same reason he hung his fantasy girlies on the wall.
What's he done to you?
That's institutionalized.
AFTER A HAIL STORM ROOFERS:
Dead.
Where do you get this shit?
I was standing there, holding onto that TV. Finally the voice says:
Free Food Tommy, if I’m going to move on this I have to be sure you’re telling the truth
Rule number one: