Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...a handful at a time.

The man Up and vanished like a fart in the wind

That's nice and ripe.

I could be your new Wolfpack

mr dufresne the

Thread vanished like a fart in the wind

Piss break, Boss?

Sure. Why wouldn't l?

I submit that this was not a hot-blooded crime of passion.

I want him found.

...Jake might just show up and say hello.

NOW I'LL EMAIL TWICE A DAY

This will only take a minute Bend over bay

Not long after the warden deprived us of his company...

I suppose I could set it up for you. That would save you some money.

Niners are horse shit

It's a goddamn mess, I'll tell you that.

...I hereby order you to serve two life sentences back-to-back...

Everyone in here is innocent Lawyer fucked me

Yeah, I got rejected last week.

Looking at Phil, it seems like a stiff breeze would blow him over That’s my first impression of the man

Yes, sir. Absolutely, sir.

I hadn't planned on it.

Future bags from the boy? Emby? Gone…..sealed off brick by brick….

In 1959, the state senate finally clued in to the fact...

The outside? I'm an inside man now

I doubt they'll kick up any fuss...

Didn't do it Lawyer fucked me

Bull queers take by force. That's all they want or understand.

I know, they told me.

Fantasy football is a total fucking mystery. And I hate it.

Send them down. I want them lined up...

All prisoners, return to your cellblocks.

That's crap, kid.

I'm backing out the door and I got the TV like this.

I want my mother!

- I can't stand this guy. - Oh, Lord!

ROOFERS: AFTER A HAIL STORM

I wonder where 10 years went.

Elena, get the fabuloso Turn around. Delouse him.

And neither did his friends.

DIDN’T DO IT… …TRUMP F&*#ED ME!

I want to talk to him.

When you've been ordering stuff for C&R training

1st night back after a 12 day vacation.

Looked like a stiff breeze would blow Will over

Starz. Who crawled through a River of shit And came out clean on the other side.

please stop having our advisors contact us

Groceries? Gone????

We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men.

Everyone in here's a 59. didn't you know that?

And I also believe that if things had gone on that way...

Remember, Kev, GIFS are a good thing and no good GIF ever dies.

When you need to do the taxes

There’s a harsh truth to face The Hoyas took us to the woodshed

Easy, peasy, Japanese-y.

I've decided, not to stay.

Sooner or later, he'll have to explain where it came from.

you know what eruv lines are,

It's fatass by a bone!

The Goldfarb Girdle inheritance? Gone….sealed off, brick by brick

In here I’m the guy who can get you things

In addition, the library district has generously responded...

It's your world, boss.

Or maybe you'd like to sink your toy into somebody's skull.

Remember, Red...

Yet you still maintain you threw your gun into the river...

I don't think the store manager likes me very much.

We have a warrant for your arrest. Open up.

...and then more routine.

What are you in for?

Rocket League Yet?

You don't need to ask me every time you need to go take a piss. Just go.

That's what I thought.

Chase Burns is going fit right in with the Reds pussies.

And that cupcake on the wall. Let's ask her.

It sure is a shame About Yalls horses coming in last and all.

We trust this will fill your needs. We now consider the matter closed.

I have gas. Now!

Heywood? Jigger?

...million years of mountain building there.

Cleveland football fan response to still rooting for their team Go BROWNS!!!

They send you here for life...

Bunch Of Ball Washing Bastards

This will only take a minute Bend over BAE

And the nursery?

And when they put you in that cell...

JP, put your trust in David Bell Your ass belongs to me

I mean, I learned my lesson. Don't kill white people.

I'm Mr. Norton, the warden.

...is very convenient. Isn't it, Mr. Dufresne?

WHEN YOU WANT TO GET EXCELLENCE IN YOUR NEXT INTERNAL

And you gave it to him.

Mention my name, we never do business again.

I hate Moochers

What do you say?

I would like to think the Americans will fight the good fight, and the Europeans will let them be I would like to think this, but the Ryder Cup is no fairytale world

You remember the name of the town, don't you?

We'll dance around it like wild Injuns.

To my knowledge, he lived out the rest of his days...

Three zyns tonight

I find I’m so excited I can’t barely sit still Or hold a thought in my head.

Hear you helped a couple of fellas with that.

I hope you don't mind. I wanted it to be a surprise.

Let's go! Some of us got a schedule to keep.

There's a harsh truth to face.

Trump had no intention of going that quietly.

That's how he put it.

Why'd you do it?

If there's trouble, I won't use the rock hammer.

Pleased to see you reading this.

...the convict crew that tarred the factory roof in the spring of '49...

What say there, fussy trade reporter? Feel like talking?

Only guilty man in Shawshank.

i'd only ask for the entire super metroid map for me and each of my teammates.

Andy was as good as his word.

...l am the light of the world.

What are you, scared of the dark?

It would take a man about 600 years...

Everybody in here's Innocent. Didn't you know that?

I want every man on this cellblock questioned.

I mean, for real innocent?

And you'd be amazed how far Andy could stretch it.

- I could never get like that. - Oh, yeah?

He's just institutionalized.

Dads telling the kids we need to organize the house

That's ******* right

..and an old rock hammer... damn near worn down to the nub

Last time, the bottom near came out.

request your ballot now. ...not tomorrow. not after breakfast. NOW!

The man likes to play chess.

Remember Brooks Hatlen?

All right, who?

...so no comparison could be made between your gun and the bullets...

Joe Biden and the Dems look funny They’ll look funnier sucking my dick with no teeth

Brioche knitting is A total f@$&ing mystery.

By the time Norton retires, I'll have made him a millionaire.

I wish I could tell you that he put up a good fight, that he won But he didn’t...

This is a conspiracy Those bigwigs at Ky Rivals are screwing me

What you're in here for? Didn't do it, lawyer fucked me.

You’d like it. It’s about a fantasy football team.

You believe whatever you want.

The rest of us did our best to pitch in when and where we could.

Rule 5: No Regrets Be proud !! There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret

Weed is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.