Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And it's fatass by a nose!

What ya in here for? Didn’t get killed. Lag fucked me

The man's been in here 50 years, Heywood, 50 years!

Don't suppose it would help if l told them I'm not homosexual.

If they ever catch on, he'll wind up in here wearing a number himself.

That little sack of shit.

Ex Cathay A scaler forced to fly A300 night freight

The man likes to play chess Let’s get him some brass

We’ll dance around it like wild injuns

In a place like that, I could use a man that knows how to get things.

Get busy sucking…. or get busy fucking.

And Bogs would never walk again.

But I prefer...

You don’t have to ask me every time you need to make a claim. Just make the claim.

Pitino is so delusional, he probably thinks he’s the successor to Cal when he leaves

No hard feelings. Brooks.

Donald john trump.

Get busy buying

While you think about that...

...and fix it up new.

Rita Hayworth herself.

Me My wife seeing my beer deliveries

I understand you're a man that knows how to throw backyard ragers

...when they took him away.

That's what the man said.

My wife and me when my gun parts are delivered.

Of course I doubt they'll toss up any roadblocks for that.

I had your mother! She wasn't that great!

I'm really worried about him.

There must be a con like me in every prison in America.

Much obliged, sir.

The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry

Rule #5 - No Regrets. Be proud !! There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret

- Getting himself killed. - Keep tarring.

GOD DAMN IT Cortavious

Whatever it was...

Si Mac, the 4th Emergency Service

You get 9? - Didn't get it. Lions fucked me.

I'm known to reboot certain things. From time to time.

- What the hell is it then? - It's a horse apple.

...I'm guilty of committing a crime.

- Every penny. - You better start making sense.

you do not have to tell me every time you disappear from your computer or stop working

But I tell you, these takes are funny First you hate them, then you get used to them. Enough time passes, it gets so you depend on them

I understand your a Man Who Knows How to Get Things

Five hundred yards.

He blasphemed. I'll tell the warden.

Andy built a library.

When do we Sell?

He is a friend of yours, and Steve Jacoby is a reasonable man.

Here's your book.

..and an old rock hammer... damn near worn down to the nub

So you really want to talk Horned Frog hoops? That’s it, you’re having yourself an accident

...he'd have been Mr. Dufresne, if you please.

Andrew Dufresne.

Steve, How can you be so Obtuse?

cast you down with the sodomites

...an educated man.

I was sobering up.

So put the knife down. Look at me.

Four bullets per victim.

...called The Brewer...

I’m known to eat biscuits and gravy from time to time.

Timmy, Texas Hydraulics is way down there … … and you’re in here (Hannon Hydraulics).

Mercy Spirt up and vanished like a fart in the wind!

The fifth one. Put me down for a quarter deck.

Will you throw that away, please?

Didn’t you know that?

A little place on the Pacific Ocean.

What happened after you argued with your wife?

Maybe it's because he's Irish.

Get busy buying, or get busy dying

Step aside, kids. This WiFi's having itself an accident.

...and I asked and she said yes.

Limerick-So as I was saying-tanejo

I enter the names on this clipboard here.

Tell you what...

We're running low on hexite. Get on back and fetch us up some.

Clean as a virgin's honeypot, huh?

Something about a Metroid map that makes you feel more like a man

It only took five months

You shut up, or I'll sing you a lullaby!

You feel you've been rehabilitated?

Not Tomorrow, not after breakfast. NOW!

Some p's aren't meant to be caged, their spirits are just too crazy

...my missus made for you. You think about that.

...just like he said.

Here you go, miss.

When you need to do the TAXES...

is it deliberate

When the story viewers have seen eight of ten memes

Years I got. What I don't have are the rocks.

Ain't you heard? His parole's come through.

I find I’m so excited I can barely hold a thought in my head

@TheProcessGuy interned under Eskin for 3 weeks...

And it's Fat Ass by a nose!

...causes the victim to bite down hard.

Give him another day old chalupa to think about it.

Get busy living...

Me My wife seeing more beer deliveries

Let's get this over with.

I've been reassigned to you.

Mueller Witch Hunt

Expiration Date? To me it's just a made up word

That’s the Packers way. Didn’t you know that?

This is crazy. You don't want to do this.

Wife-killing banker.

So you go on and stamp your forms, sonny, and stop wasting my time.

Step aside, folks. Firewall is having himself an accident.

Hey Pete, how about you and I get Woolee some rocks?

Three Zyn’a tonight

Andy got two weeks in the hole for that little stunt.

...I'm going to open my fly...

Getting ready for the 2026 MS High School film competition

...or his child growing up not knowing her daddy.

Dvorah says Liar

We're old friends, I know him as good as anybody.

...and made love under that oak...

A million bucks?

Please stop sending us letters.

...right on the beach.

Something's buried under it I want you to have.

...in corrections and rehabilitation.

Words To live by

Ran off years ago. Figured him for dead.

That kid's long gone...

If they say so.

Kind of roomie you pray you don't get. You know what I'm saying?

She was beautiful.

When you need to do Taxes...

She vanished like a fart in the wind

I find I’m so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head.

Why'd you do it?

a fart in the wind

...they couldn't buy him off with just a $200 check.

- Looks like a miniature pickax. - Pickax?

I find I’m so excited, I can barely sit still, or hold a thought in my head It’s the feeling only a golf fan can feel. A golf fan, at the beginning of a Ryder Cup journey, whose conclusion is uncertain

Everybody has a 3.8+ GPA and and 165+ LSAT here. Don't you know that?

Shawshank Friend

I do believe you're talking out of your ass.

Heads up! Woushi is up!

The coach fucked us

Did I say you were good? Shit, you are rembrandt

When Marc sees all the packages Jamie orders

So Michigan is trash because they lost tonight? Does this mean that if we lost to Florida, tomorrow that we’re trash?

Good morning, Portland Daily Bugle.

To tell you the truth, I haven't made up my mind.

I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby.

All prisoners report for lock down.

My friends could use a couple of beers.

Maybe she knows.

Restroom break, Boss?

Lawyer fucked me.

You'll find a rock... ...that has no earthly business

...instituted his famous Inside Out program.

Why do they call you that?

...I told him, No problem.

...that's when you know it's for real.

Where's the canary?

...and made those walls dissolve away.

He's got scams you haven't even dreamed of... ...Kickbacks on his kickbacks.

Oh boy it's a wonder-fun day Oh boy it's a wonder-fun day

Don’t throw me off the roof. I thought you would enjoy talking about Horned Frog basketball

Khup Thian Hnun U Change my life

Pebbles, mostly.

Got you out of the laundry, though.

...just to shut him up.