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That @Kev69 guy is having way too much fun Doing this. Put his ass in the hole for 30 days.
I wish I could tell you Andy fought the good fight...
Him? What about me?
The first night's the toughest. No doubt about it.
The Dolphins never laid a finger on Lombardi again.
I won't count to three. Not even to one.
I don't belong here!
I’m known to eat biscuits and gravy From time to time
...go in one night...
Honey, hush.
And some mica, shale...
Andy Dufrain
You'll look funnier sucking my dick with no teeth.
You're free.
Making me look bad.
I wish I could tell you that Syracuse fought the good fight and Duke let them be I wish I could tell you that-but CBB is no fairytale world
We went there for a picnic...
Stocks, securities, tax-free municipals.
Despite a few hitches, the boys came through in fine style.
I know. I've seen it three times this month.
Terrible thing.
I guess after Tommy was killed...
Man vanished like a fart in the wind.
you'll swallow what I give you to swallow
Did anybody GET to you yet?
When your archery gear is delivered and your wife finds it
Their feathers are just too bright.
You follow this officer.
...how often do you really look at how a man's shoes?
I can't squeeze a drop without say-so.
USN CL CA spammer
You got that, you maggot-dick motherfucker?
You’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich... With arsenic Sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need your zyns, son.
The roof of the license-plate factory needs resurfacing
First you hate them.
Kiss my ass not once but twice
No blasphemy.
Move to the end of the cage.
I'm a bitcoin evangelist that provides sound financial advice.
You shut up, or I'll sing you a lullaby!
So when Andy Dufresne came to me in 1949...
He wrote two letters a week instead of one.
Son, you're forgetting yourself
My normal markup's 20 percent.
Hope is a dangerous thing.
I'm sure by now you've heard.
Seems Andy's favorite hobby was toting his wall out into the exercise yard...
Murder
If you're reading this, you've gotten out...
Smart as they come. He was a banker on the outside.
Alone in the dark with nothing but your thoughts...
That was his routine.
But I sure do love that winning horse of mine, though.
When you haven’t been social distancing enough
When I drop my dog poop bag Into someone these trash can
Hate is a good thing
...and those bars slam home...
What are you in the PHA for? Lawyer fucked me
My wife made that in church group.
test test2
She packed a bag to go and stay with Mr. Quentin.
...that 35,000.
Only one thing stops me.
Take my guests out...
Heads up Nick's tossin cells
What are you jimmies staring at?
When you try to find out how long the Ghetto D founder has been in prison
We'll have us a little book barbecue in the yard.
The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.
It's legal. Ask the IRS. They'll say the same thing.
Same old shit, different day.
Damn It Michelle, Your cluttering my Inbox! You better be including Diana next time, I shit you not!!
Hadley busted his head up pretty good.
It's always planning's fault. Don't you know that?
...I say to him, Elmo, who did you kill?
I didn't, since you ask.
Hi Jesse!
Hey, we all need friends in here.
..and an old rock hammer... damn near worn down to the nub
Lord it’s a miracle, Bathing suit up and vanished like a fart in the wind.
JP, get busy living Or get busy dying
Heads up. They're tossing cells.
When SWMBO sees all my payments to Kane Grambeau for Assetto raffles
We have a winner!
...watching us drink his beer.
...stu-mas
Look at his neck, for God's sake.
So you go on and watch your SNL, sonny, and stop wasting my time
But I sure do love that winning horse of mine, though.
There’s a harsh truth to face The Hoyas took us to the woodshed
He’s dead as hell.
So...
Dufresne.
Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies. Go Cats!,
And oh, my Lord, how the money rolled in!
...that they can't touch.
I didn't pull the trigger...
The idea came from a Fart In the Wind
Get busy buying toilet paper, or get busy dying
You're that smart banker that killed his wife.
- A lot of hayfields up there. - One in particular.
The parole board got me into this halfway house...
You need it so you don't forget.
All he needed was a suit and tie and a jiggly hula gal on his desk...
Like Tommy Did?
I killed her, Red.
HIM AND THIS TASTY BITCH HE WAS WITH
I wonder where 10 years went
Patrick’s friends and family trying to sprinkle his ashes in the Theater district without getting arrested
...about setting up some kind of trust fund for my kids' educations.
Hey, Tyrell.
A man that young...
...when the master of the house cometh.
He'll push him off!
Up and vanished like a fart in the wind
...right on the border.
Drinking ice cold beer Courtesy of the hardest screw to walk the floors of Shawshank
Don't make me come down or I'll thump your skull for you!
Let's go! Work!
We're all rivian testers in here didn't you know that?
Football Fan: How can you still root for the Browns?!?! Go BROWNS!!!
I find I’m so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it’s the feeling only a UK fan can feel. A UK fan at the start of a long journey, whose conclusion is uncertain.
Sgt. Lord Lassard
You think he'd just fall to his knees and cry, Yes, I did it. I confess.
...with a donation of used books and sundries.
And a total fucking mystery. I hate it.
G
What did you call me?
Yeah, right. That's the way it is.
Because to tell you the truth...
The Sisters have taken quite a liking to you.
Gem gets home to 20 Amazon parcels
STEP ASIDE KEVIN WOLFIES ABOUT TO HAVE HERSELF AN ACCIDENT
Then you get used to them.
Get my stuff to the laundry. Two suits for dry-clean and a bag of whatnot.
Just about finished, sir.
Well, are you?
Good work for a man so young.
- Yes, sir. - You feel you've been rehabilitated?
Me and some Fellows I know were Among the Names called
John, chapter 8, verse 12.
PUBLIC DEFENDER MANAGERS
Me?
I send it out into the real world, and when it comes back...
...sir.
Let's get Wool some rocks.
He doesn't exist, except on paper.
There’s a RIVER of Dirty Money Flowing ThroughThis Place
- Thanks for the advice. - Well, that's free.
Open the door.
What are you Jimmies staring at?! Back to work!
And that's the best part
A free man at the start of a long journey...
When you get a single package and mail ops has to do their job
...but my hands hurt most of the time.
When all your husky garage cabinets show up at the same time Me. My wife
...out of thin air.
...Norton wanted to size Andy up.
You don't understand. I'm not supposed to be here.
I'll pull you out of that blue check Hilton and cast you down with the sodomites.
...taken from the bloodstained corpses of the victims.
It was very bitter.
I'll even mail them for you. How's that?
- Heard he had you shitting your pants. - Fuck you.
...that they can't get to...
Me when my wife's forgotten Amazon orders appear
Those Bombers Coaches….
Solitary. A month.
was it worth the Facebook suspension?? Easiest time I ever did
Forgot to put the bins out... Ideas?
But that wasn't the only reason.
I've never
The funny thing is...
Terrible fucking luck, huh? Crying shame.