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Mom!
...I hope I'm half the man you were, Mrs...
Sold most of my businesses, packed my bags...
- I'm impressed. - Yeah.
This is the best turkey sandwich I've had in my life.
- Sure you're okay? - Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm...
Oh, my God.
- She's just a friend. - Oh, yeah.
- Where's Julian? - He's back at the hotel.
Marvin Gaye?
Please!
Candles?
...and then you invested in a small record company...
Do you know that there are over 8000 websites that mention you?
...and I'm really upset. My shrink's away for two weeks.
...over and over, your life begins to add up.
You're only saying that because you think that he and I have had sex.
Yes or no?
Open your eyes so I know you hear me.
- He's 30 years old. - No, he's older than that.
- You're not listening to me. - I am. Don't get all pissy.
...l've never actually done it while taking off my clothes.
Please.
I don't know. What?
I'm not talking about that, Dave. After all, she did go to medical school.
Good. That's very good.
- Train? - I don't think so.
...worries about you.
Me too.
I mean, she's Diane Sawyer. She goes into caves in Afghanistan...
Like you don't know you have a slight reputation for...
But I am home.
We didn't just have sex either.
Yeah. Okay.
It's just...
We haven't. You're correct on that one.
- Please? - Anything, bubby.
Thanks.
Got a minute?
- No! Not Martha Stewart! - You could ask him.
- It's only 10:00 on the coast. - That's not past her bedtime?
...for the first time in my life.
Do your thing, whatever that may be...
What do you have to say about that?
You'd be an old maid, a spinster.
What time do you think it is?
So I'm gonna be the laughing stock of Broadway?
Why don't we all stay. Your mother has work, I have papers to grade.
Can I e-mail it to you when I figure it out?
Thank you.
...stress can give you a heart attack.
Are these gonna work for you?
Why'd you come here, Harry?
Play music. Cook. Write. Focus.
How were my tests this morning?
I...
Perfect. The one thing I'm not taking pills for.
Come on. This is really fascinating, what's going on at this table.
Okay. Okay.
Shut up.
What do you call this?
You interested? Ringside seat.
I have no idea what you're up to, gallivanting out at this hour...
Give me your hand.
Nice painting.
It's a date night, but that's a good thing.
I don't mind washing them. Okay.
I gotta go.
When can I be up and running in that department?
"What should I do with this?"
This is heartbroken. How's that for impervious?
She's a high-strung, over-amped, controlling, know-it-all neurotic...
What effect do you think you have on me?
Marin, we're all set.
Well, some people just don't fit the mold, and so far, you know...
Look...
For Brooke, push 1. For Shannon, push 2.
He's a schmuck, who screwed around with our heroine, so it won't be sad.
- I'm okay. I'm fine. - Does your chest hurt?
- I can handle it. - I can totally handle it.
Now do you get my theory about all this? You gotta self-protect.
Yeah?
Dave wants to know when Henry says, "I love ya"...
Well, I don't think I was exactly macho.
- It's the best thing you've ever written. - It is?
Hey.
She doesn't know everything I do or when I do it or where I do it.
I mean, accepts it. Acceptance is key.
It's magic time, and it can render any man...
But it's thrilling when your defenses are down...
I don't.
If we wait too long, you'll chicken out. So how's Friday?
I'm 63 years old, and I'm in love...
Monogamous?
Yes, I would. It's just... Don't you like girls your own age?
Mouth-to-mouth.
Make a wish.
Something to remember me by.
- Mrs... - Right, okay. Whatever.
That's the perfect word.
...l'd like to be friends.
Of course. Relentless.
"What are you doing?"
Good night.
...recuperating.
- Where shall I put this? - Here. I'll take it.
It's not like I think he's replacing me. I know he isn't.
I don't understand how he knows everything.
Marin, now!
- Hey! - Great party.
I don't care.
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Now, you may notice, interestingly, we're walking back toward the house...
Your pants, please.
Okay, I'm getting out of your hair.
Okay, Harry, looks like we're gonna have to let you go.
- I just kissed you, and l... - No, honey.
Well...
Why can't we all stay for the weekend?
I don't have time to make a run...
Erica?
It's so crazy, I know. But I just think they're beautiful.