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It's so crazy, I know. But I just think they're beautiful.
Candles?
We didn't just have sex either.
Your pants, please.
- Mrs... - Right, okay. Whatever.
You'd be an old maid, a spinster.
Please!
This is heartbroken. How's that for impervious?
Oh, my God.
I mean, accepts it. Acceptance is key.
So I'm gonna be the laughing stock of Broadway?
Perfect. The one thing I'm not taking pills for.
I don't.
...and I'm really upset. My shrink's away for two weeks.
He's a schmuck, who screwed around with our heroine, so it won't be sad.
Now, you may notice, interestingly, we're walking back toward the house...
I...
Okay, I'm getting out of your hair.
- Hey! - Great party.
What effect do you think you have on me?
Yes, I would. It's just... Don't you like girls your own age?
- He's 30 years old. - No, he's older than that.
Yeah. Okay.
I mean, she's Diane Sawyer. She goes into caves in Afghanistan...
I don't mind washing them. Okay.
She's a high-strung, over-amped, controlling, know-it-all neurotic...
- I can handle it. - I can totally handle it.
- Sure you're okay? - Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm...
...and then you invested in a small record company...
How were my tests this morning?
Give me your hand.
It's a date night, but that's a good thing.
But it's thrilling when your defenses are down...
You interested? Ringside seat.
- Where's Julian? - He's back at the hotel.
For Brooke, push 1. For Shannon, push 2.
Good night.
Nice painting.
What do you call this?
I'm not talking about that, Dave. After all, she did go to medical school.
Well...
Do you know that there are over 8000 websites that mention you?
...I hope I'm half the man you were, Mrs...
What do you have to say about that?
Shut up.
...over and over, your life begins to add up.
Marin, now!
I don't know. What?
Marin, we're all set.
- Please? - Anything, bubby.
Dave wants to know when Henry says, "I love ya"...
It's magic time, and it can render any man...
Got a minute?
I don't have time to make a run...
Erica?
Why can't we all stay for the weekend?
Like you don't know you have a slight reputation for...
Why'd you come here, Harry?
"What are you doing?"
Okay. Okay.
That's the perfect word.
I'm 63 years old, and I'm in love...
What time do you think it is?
Please.
I don't care.
Yeah?
You're only saying that because you think that he and I have had sex.
But I am home.
Now do you get my theory about all this? You gotta self-protect.
Why don't we all stay. Your mother has work, I have papers to grade.
...worries about you.
- No! Not Martha Stewart! - You could ask him.
Me too.
...for the first time in my life.
This is the best turkey sandwich I've had in my life.
- She's just a friend. - Oh, yeah.
It's not like I think he's replacing me. I know he isn't.
We haven't. You're correct on that one.
Something to remember me by.
Mouth-to-mouth.
I gotta go.
- Where shall I put this? - Here. I'll take it.
Good. That's very good.
Open your eyes so I know you hear me.
Come on. This is really fascinating, what's going on at this table.
Sold most of my businesses, packed my bags...
- It's only 10:00 on the coast. - That's not past her bedtime?
Thanks.
Yes or no?
Are these gonna work for you?
...l'd like to be friends.
Monogamous?
- I just kissed you, and l... - No, honey.
...l've never actually done it while taking off my clothes.
Well, some people just don't fit the mold, and so far, you know...
It's just...
Mom!
If we wait too long, you'll chicken out. So how's Friday?
...stress can give you a heart attack.
- I'm impressed. - Yeah.
I have no idea what you're up to, gallivanting out at this hour...
Play music. Cook. Write. Focus.
Hey.
I don't understand how he knows everything.
Thank you.
Do your thing, whatever that may be...
- You're not listening to me. - I am. Don't get all pissy.
Can I e-mail it to you when I figure it out?
Of course. Relentless.
Look...
Okay, Harry, looks like we're gonna have to let you go.
...recuperating.
- It's the best thing you've ever written. - It is?
- Train? - I don't think so.
Well, I don't think I was exactly macho.
Make a wish.
Marvin Gaye?
- I'm okay. I'm fine. - Does your chest hurt?
She doesn't know everything I do or when I do it or where I do it.
When can I be up and running in that department?
"What should I do with this?"