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- There is that. - And, hey...
- Dave Klein, her assistant. - Nice to meet you.
That's what I came here to say.
I don't know.
The auctioneer may open bidding on any lot below the reserve...
Fantastic!
It's just soap.
...l'm some great date, huh?
Wow.
Get a CBC, CMP, cardiac panel and 12-lead EKG.
...and the whole alone thing happens at night.
We've got a line in.
It's always me.
I think it's the drama in life that makes you strong.
Hi.
So you don't have to work that shift anymore.
- Bet you were great at it. - Sometimes.
People need that romance, and if someone like me doesn't write it...
Never understood her ending up on a job where she never showed them.
Totally what I wanted.
Me?
After that, the least she could do...
I got confused.
To the forces of destiny that brought us together.
Write a dissertation. Don't announce that I stay in night after night...
- Doc. How are you? - I'm good.
Wait a minute. I have no right to get this nuts.
- I didn't really see all that much. - Yep, there you go.
- Bryn Mawr girl. - You're kidding.
I only need about four hours a night.
Sorry to interrupt.
Call 911, tell them to send an ambulance.
...I knew how to do that. I could do that forever.
I can't put you in a car and I can't leave you in the parking lot.
I'm not exactly sure, which is a bit of a problem.
I know that one was me.
When your husband kisses you after work a little too much?! You what, wander in here high on ecstacy?!
I don't know if it ends in a "ya" if it's an official "I love you," but...
I would love one.
Which, in turn, makes them even less desirable because as we know, men...
Mom?
You know you can handle it.
Somebody please explain to me how I ended up babysitting this guy?
If that's what you said.
- What's wrong? - Had breakfast with Dad.
Are you telling me this is good?
Or more interested in you.
Bad joke.
I don't want to break your rhythm or anything.
all for weird outfits
- He's a bit of a workout. - How are you holding up?
- Hi. - I don't know if you know...
- Only sometimes. - Good.
...with a shmatte on her head. Who cares about her legs?
- Okay. - Whoa.
I'm gonna be stuck with him, alone?
Okay, this is nuts.
I took Viagra.
You're leaving? Zoe's leaving? The entourage is leaving?
...which you turned into the second largest hip-hop label in the world.
You have been through this before.
- I'll open it in a bit. - No, no, no, no. You know what?
I never expected this.
You were very impressive. Very strong.
Do you know what this is?
Erica? Do I like duck?
I've never had the time of my life.
...and taking care of me and... - Hey. Your heart attack...
It's my new thing.
Clean slate.
Down to the cheek.
Okay, you stay where you are. We have a knife.
- You don't have to answer that. - Okay.
Writing. Hi. What are you doing?
Well...
Hey, some people see rap as poetry.
- Thirsty? - I've had a very big week.
Got your table waiting.
- Well, here we are. - Harry, why don't you take it.
So, what are you doing over here, man?
And you are?
What happens to this guy who's not me?
Anything else?
Well, I wouldn't say I'm famous.
I'm sending you back to the city.
Me too.
- Are you in any pain right now? - I feel some pressure in my chest.
I gotta take a whiz, girls.