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Try not to keep score.
Thinking of you.
It was dark. It was 2:00 in the morning.
Elegant. He said our fate was to be friends.
Oh, I gotta tell you.
This is why. Because the wrong guy can't do this to you.
- Does he know that? - I'm gonna tell him.
Which reminds me. Doc...
You will always be TOP OF THE HEAP!
You said you had to write.
Give her my best.
I should have told you I was bringing someone.
And completely changing their taste.
I was gonna get in touch or send a note.
I'm totally excited about this audition.
We just totally spur-of-the-moment decided to get out of the city.
Thank you, doctor.
...and it's getting a little rocky again.
...he knew that I was still in love with you.
Oh, good. Thank you so much.
Excuse me. Thank you.
- No Viagra. - Okay, good, just need to be sure.
The over-50 dating scene is geared towards men leaving older women out.
I knew you'd smell good.
I waited a reasonable amount of hours before calling...
One more "fine" and I won't believe you.
Oh, sorry.
- He's all yours. - Stop that. How'd he take it?
Single older women as a demographic are as fucked a group as can exist.
...chauvinistic guy.
- What? - This woman's impossible to buy for...
- Heard so much about you. - I bet.
Right here.
Been tough, huh?
...why do you care what I wear? - Just curious.
Why, thank you.
I would, but I don't like to break once I start writing, so I shouldn't.
We got nothing but good news here.
Behind me, the requisite Hamptons deck...
- Going to work, Harry. - Hey.
...in six months, so that's something.
- I'm fine. - You sure?
You gotta sleep in the middle.
I just wish that it had lasted more than a week.
...where will they get it? Real life? - Excuse me?
Unfortunately, no.
- Stress? - And in case you haven't heard...
- In the two days you've been gone? - My life is crazy.
Yes, I have. Many times.
My doctor.
I'm not ready to be your friend. How's that?
Oh, no.
- Yes. - The playwright?
Take it easy, kids.
- together, and if we don't, we don't.
I'm kidding.
Four and a half.
I think I should just take off, let you gals enjoy your weekend and...
I won't put you in the hospital if you stay nearby a few days.
Stay there. I was in the Israeli army.
...or even speaking to me, but one day, my losing streak ended.
How about pasta salad?
You don't actually think that you can outsmart getting hurt?
Now, what can I do you for?
Men your age may be really stupid. Did you ever think of that?
- What? - Erica!
Oh, I'm sorry. Your granddad's gonna be okay.
- Love hurts, haven't you heard? - I've heard.
I think that we should consider...
I've never been the dumb girl before. It ain't great.
- Get off! - You shouldn't be standing.
It's amazing to run into you. You look good.
Should have left when she tried to arrest me.
Bring guys you're dating here to...?
Your drink, ma'am.
So you don't get more mellow as the hours pass?
Yeah, no, no. I understood.
I am like the dumb girl who doesn't get it.
I'm walking around the house!
You know what?
Have you noticed? I'm serious.
Harry, if it's all right with you...
Come here. Come here.
That long?
I brought you something.
Guess I got stood up.
What were you doing when the pain started?
He's old. He's chauvinistic.
It's just not a way to live.
But I do think you use your strength to separate yourself from everyone.
- Just a dinner. - Harry, look.
Holy...!
Oh, my God.
- Sense of humor intact. - Yeah.
the 2004 film Shark Tale is 1 hour and 34 minutes long
- Okay. Carly Simon? - Somebody cool like that.
Well, I'm trying.
Oh, my God, that would mean we slept eight hours?
Very...
We'll see.
We're just goofy when it comes to love.
I would never...