HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- I was kissing a beautiful woman. - Were you having intercourse?
Ladies, sensational meeting you.
He's a version of the truth of you, so to speak.
Go figure.
Who?
Cut it off.
- Actually, I looked you up too. - You did?
What are you doing?!
What about birth control?
- You're kidding. - Hey, we're not all doctors, baby.
She's an ear, nose and throat doctor. Has he lost his mind?
Ouch.
Hi, how are...?
She took French lessons after she and my dad split up.
Harry was the big buyer of the night.
Erica.
- Wait, wait. Who is he marrying? - I don't know.
Can you do one other big thing for me? Just say yes, just...
If he is replacing anyone, it's me, not you. And all the statistics say...
You wouldn't believe what catnip that is for some women.
Paris. She left two days ago for her birthday.
How long will it take you to change?
My daughter is in the city. You, what, wander in here, high on ecstasy?
- I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry, but... - You know what you're like?
We're talking, and he starts looking weird and tells me...
I don't know how to be intimate but not intimate.
Oh, please. What difference does it make what I think of you?
Ever.
- BP? - 150l95.
I mean, if you had an opinion, I'd be curious.
Bdkeeoee
Now, Erica. Try to think of this...
- He's a friend. - Sorry.
- Harry. - Doc. Thanks for everything.
So you're not ready to show me any new pages?
Mom!
Yeah, sorry. False alarm.
If it's true, my life just got made.
No.
If we wanted pasta, we could get the fresh rigatoni.
How's the new play? Are you getting happy with it?
Something to live for.
Okay, I can handle this.
Mr. Sanborn did have a mild heart attack.
Oh, no. I'm actually feeling pretty perky today.
Chuck E. Cheese’s is a natural and nasty on Spotify Where a kid can be a kid
Doll.
- Really? - Huge fan.
Wait, where's my...?
- Now, see, a 30-year-old gets that. - You mean, falls for it.
What do you mean? You were great to me.
- My life has been turned upside down. - Mine too!
No! Men my age, or at least the ones I've met, well...
...the kissing is spectacular.
I never slept eight hours in my life.
They're ready to do the hospital "Do you take Viagra?" scene.
We haven't actually had sex yet, have we?
I'm dating your daughter, Marin.
...but you look absolutely radiant.
The man doesn't know my name, and I'm doing his dishes.
It's just a walk, Erica, not a marriage proposal.
Well, I don't know what you've done to yourself...
Actually, I have someone to meet before I go.
- What's your play about? - About?
- Impossible! - Do you realize...
That's gotta be some kind of a record.
- Room service. - What are you doing here at this hour?
I haven't used them for kissing in such a long time.
So your play is about us?
Oh, yeah? Where is she?
Oh, you fucking guy.
What are you, possessed? How could you say those things?
You ever miss being married?
Harry was once engaged to Diane Sawyer.
I think we should take your blood pressure.
This was...
I'm aware it was a bold move...
I looked you up on the Internet.
I'm not grading you, I'm just mentioning it. Like...
You remember how you said if we still knew each other...
Cut it off. Please.
Right.
Okay, but...
I think our relationship is growing, by the way.
Hi, Louise. Remember me?
See, I'll accept that slight hostility...
I gotta go sell $40 million worth of art.
It's perfectly... Whatever.
Secondhand smoke will kill you anyway.
You can't be serious.
He's doing extremely well.
...unglued like this. And this is just Dad!
When is your birthday?
No. I don't.
I really am gonna do a little work, so why don't you just finish this...