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EKG shows a blocked artery which is not allowing enough...
You having fun?
This is the second time I've done this.
Swear to God, I'm not.
Listen...
- Hey! - Hello, Harry.
...oxygen to get to the heart muscle. - I'm having a heart attack?
Words have been invented to describe women like you.
You just stay still. There you go. Here's the clicker.
Honestly? No.
Sold it at 40, even more impressive.
Just on my way out.
I think I'm overwhelmed.
- Okay. So this is gonna hurt. - No.
I was at the drugstore. Your prescriptions were ready.
Big dinner date?
Funny.
- My glasses. - Okay.
Thank you.
Doc, where do you suggest I go?
Right.
That could explain why she was walking around naked. Deep breath.
In med school you learn what keeps you up without making you nuts.
You ever think of it that way? No.
...he met someone three weeks ago, that it's really something.
Oh, God! What is this? Okay.
Do you know what that's like, after a 20-year marriage...
Okay.
$ 140,000, gentleman's bid. And fair warning.
- Can I go? - You still getting dizzy?
How old are you?
Part of her "keep busy, don't look back" program.
No.
So it's not crazy for a guy to do something...
She was this adorable, lanky girl from Kentucky...
...l'm embarrassed.
Oh, God!
- Someone like that. - Not Martha Stewart.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry, but what does that mean?
Me either. I wish I could.
How we doing?
- I mean, I do like seeing you. I do. - Yeah.
That...
- My blood pressure? - I think it's irresponsible not to.
...on your birthday.
No, that's fine, Leo. I'll take it.
Oh, my...
Why would you think her bedroom was a kitchen?
Then you started a magazine, dabbled in the Internet...
She thought I was asleep, I thought her room was the kitchen.
I can't remember the last time I cried. I...
Just...
You know I'm not good at being monogamous, right?
Hi. I know, I'm sorry. I haven't been able to get back.
I actually saw her naked last night.
Somebody please explain to me how I ended up babysitting this guy?
...never dating anyone over 30.
This could be world-class interesting.
Will you stop that?
He's nonthreatening, won't get your number, you get to run the show...
- Switch over to monitors. - How we doing?
- I'm sorry and love you. - I love you more.
I don't pick up only the white ones.
- Look who's answering the door. - And look who's at the door.
You've been wonderful.
Can I call you right back, doll, huh? Thank you.
...but I think I finally found the right gift.
I get overcome or something. It's so out of the blue.
I'm silencing notifications!
- Was he always like this? - I don't know.
But so far, it's about a divorced woman, a writer.
...really got it.
Some chick he met three weeks ago. She's two years older than me.
I was really out of breath...
You're beautiful.
...who doesn't get your number, you get to run the show...
Hey, if it ain't broke...
Oh, Har, by the way, no smoking in the house.
I'm saying this because for two people convinced they've got life beat...
At a wine auction at Christie's.
Okay. Give him an aspirin, and let's run a blood gas.
Oh, Nellie.
Give him aspirin, metoprolol, 5 milligrams, hang a nitro drip.
Came in via cab.
Zoe!
Oh, no. Okay, now, you just...
Thank you. My pleasure.
Honey.
It's not exactly flowing out of me yet, but...
Me too.
- Sure. - So, Harry...
- But it won't kill me when I do it, right? - No, it's exercise. It'll be good for you.
Sometimes worrying about you feels like a full-time job.