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Some chick he met three weeks ago. She's two years older than me.
Why would you think her bedroom was a kitchen?
That...
No, that's fine, Leo. I'll take it.
Just...
- Hey! - Hello, Harry.
So it's not crazy for a guy to do something...
You ever think of it that way? No.
- Look who's answering the door. - And look who's at the door.
I'm sorry, but what does that mean?
Oh, no. Okay, now, you just...
You've been wonderful.
Okay. Give him an aspirin, and let's run a blood gas.
How old are you?
...never dating anyone over 30.
...really got it.
Swear to God, I'm not.
Give him aspirin, metoprolol, 5 milligrams, hang a nitro drip.
No.
- Can I go? - You still getting dizzy?
Part of her "keep busy, don't look back" program.
Honestly? No.
Oh, Nellie.
Somebody please explain to me how I ended up babysitting this guy?
Then you started a magazine, dabbled in the Internet...
Thank you. My pleasure.
Oh, God! What is this? Okay.
- I mean, I do like seeing you. I do. - Yeah.
...oxygen to get to the heart muscle. - I'm having a heart attack?
Can I call you right back, doll, huh? Thank you.
Just on my way out.
Big dinner date?
This could be world-class interesting.
Came in via cab.
Thank you.
He's nonthreatening, won't get your number, you get to run the show...
...on your birthday.
She was this adorable, lanky girl from Kentucky...
Me either. I wish I could.
At a wine auction at Christie's.
I'm silencing notifications!
But so far, it's about a divorced woman, a writer.
You're beautiful.
Words have been invented to describe women like you.
I don't pick up only the white ones.
$ 140,000, gentleman's bid. And fair warning.
Hi. I know, I'm sorry. I haven't been able to get back.
Listen...
How we doing?
...but I think I finally found the right gift.
Okay.
You just stay still. There you go. Here's the clicker.
- My glasses. - Okay.
Oh, my...
...who doesn't get your number, you get to run the show...
I actually saw her naked last night.
I get overcome or something. It's so out of the blue.
You know I'm not good at being monogamous, right?
This is the second time I've done this.
I was really out of breath...
Oh, God!
EKG shows a blocked artery which is not allowing enough...
It's not exactly flowing out of me yet, but...
- Someone like that. - Not Martha Stewart.
Hey, if it ain't broke...
Sold it at 40, even more impressive.
Sometimes worrying about you feels like a full-time job.
- But it won't kill me when I do it, right? - No, it's exercise. It'll be good for you.
You having fun?
Honey.
Right.
Will you stop that?
Doc, where do you suggest I go?
Are you okay?
- I'm sorry and love you. - I love you more.
Oh, Har, by the way, no smoking in the house.
...he met someone three weeks ago, that it's really something.
Do you know what that's like, after a 20-year marriage...
- My blood pressure? - I think it's irresponsible not to.
I think I'm overwhelmed.
I was at the drugstore. Your prescriptions were ready.
I can't remember the last time I cried. I...
- Was he always like this? - I don't know.
In med school you learn what keeps you up without making you nuts.
I'm saying this because for two people convinced they've got life beat...
- Okay. So this is gonna hurt. - No.
She thought I was asleep, I thought her room was the kitchen.
...l'm embarrassed.
Me too.
Zoe!
- Switch over to monitors. - How we doing?
- Sure. - So, Harry...
That could explain why she was walking around naked. Deep breath.
Funny.