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This could be world-class interesting.
So it's not crazy for a guy to do something...
Oh, my...
I'm silencing notifications!
Just...
You've been wonderful.
Hey, if it ain't broke...
Are you okay?
You ever think of it that way? No.
Oh, no. Okay, now, you just...
I can't remember the last time I cried. I...
Oh, God! What is this? Okay.
Okay. Give him an aspirin, and let's run a blood gas.
Words have been invented to describe women like you.
I actually saw her naked last night.
- Sure. - So, Harry...
Thank you. My pleasure.
At a wine auction at Christie's.
This is the second time I've done this.
...oxygen to get to the heart muscle. - I'm having a heart attack?
How we doing?
Me too.
- I'm sorry and love you. - I love you more.
Big dinner date?
- Look who's answering the door. - And look who's at the door.
- Switch over to monitors. - How we doing?
...l'm embarrassed.
Oh, Har, by the way, no smoking in the house.
She was this adorable, lanky girl from Kentucky...
He's nonthreatening, won't get your number, you get to run the show...
I think I'm overwhelmed.
I was at the drugstore. Your prescriptions were ready.
Zoe!
I was really out of breath...
It's not exactly flowing out of me yet, but...
Honey.
That...
Somebody please explain to me how I ended up babysitting this guy?
I'm saying this because for two people convinced they've got life beat...
Funny.
I get overcome or something. It's so out of the blue.
That could explain why she was walking around naked. Deep breath.
- Hey! - Hello, Harry.
Honestly? No.
You having fun?
Hi. I know, I'm sorry. I haven't been able to get back.
Will you stop that?
Oh, God!
...but I think I finally found the right gift.
No.
...really got it.
But so far, it's about a divorced woman, a writer.
- I mean, I do like seeing you. I do. - Yeah.
Can I call you right back, doll, huh? Thank you.
Thank you.
- But it won't kill me when I do it, right? - No, it's exercise. It'll be good for you.
Give him aspirin, metoprolol, 5 milligrams, hang a nitro drip.
- Someone like that. - Not Martha Stewart.
You know I'm not good at being monogamous, right?
Part of her "keep busy, don't look back" program.
Right.
Some chick he met three weeks ago. She's two years older than me.
In med school you learn what keeps you up without making you nuts.
...he met someone three weeks ago, that it's really something.
You just stay still. There you go. Here's the clicker.
I don't pick up only the white ones.
Swear to God, I'm not.
Okay.
Me either. I wish I could.
How old are you?
I'm sorry, but what does that mean?
Sometimes worrying about you feels like a full-time job.
Just on my way out.
...on your birthday.
EKG shows a blocked artery which is not allowing enough...
$ 140,000, gentleman's bid. And fair warning.
- Can I go? - You still getting dizzy?
Then you started a magazine, dabbled in the Internet...
Oh, Nellie.
She thought I was asleep, I thought her room was the kitchen.
- Okay. So this is gonna hurt. - No.
- Was he always like this? - I don't know.
...never dating anyone over 30.
- My glasses. - Okay.
...who doesn't get your number, you get to run the show...
- My blood pressure? - I think it's irresponsible not to.
Came in via cab.
No, that's fine, Leo. I'll take it.
Listen...
You're beautiful.
Do you know what that's like, after a 20-year marriage...
Sold it at 40, even more impressive.
Why would you think her bedroom was a kitchen?
Doc, where do you suggest I go?