Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The truth is, I... I just...
I notice that you have bowls of those all over your house.
...l've decided to get over the "you saw me naked" thing.
She invited me here for the weekend. She's in her room right now, changing.
Well, we still know each other.
Guess that's because I've been dating them for over 40 years.
In the morning? That's, like, 19 hours from now.
Oh, thank you so much.
Yes.
Your mother has work to do, I've got papers to grade.
I mean, I know you think I'm not very discriminating when it comes to...
"You are..."
So how's Erica?
You're not like anybody.
Just tell me you're sorry.
Yes!
...if I was nervous, I should just picture the audience in their underwear.
- Can a woman give you chest pains? - Are you kidding?
Will you tell me first why you only miss being married at night?
...and you two catch up. You know how to fix these.
I'm an owner of a record company, among other things.
Not fired, darling. Just not needed.
But You Ever Discuss Marriage. No! Could You Just Stay Dead
The color is draining from your face.
I've had 20 minutes of severe chest pains, nausea, shortness of breath...
Kiss me before you make it go away.
- Been fired. - Fired? No, you just started.
In every interview my mom does, she always says she made you up.
So the guy in the play doesn't make it, does he?
But You Ever Discuss Marriage. No!
Truth?
No one on earth would forgive you for that kiss.
- It's exhausting just hearing about it. - Yeah, I know. I know, but...
Hi, I'm Tania.
- Zoe, hand me the phone. - You don't understand.
Before I knew it, I bought the entire collection.
I was thinking, if you could handle this, you and Harry.
I kept raising my paddle just to get her to smile at me.
He's a gorgeous doctor. He's perfect for you. He's hot for you.
Get a nurse. Let me keep an eye on you until we get your strength back.
I'm in my P.J.s.
Hey, WHEN is your birthday? ( oye , CUANDO es tu cumpleaños?)
Not at all.
...it isn't like I wanted to stop seeing you.
It's common to become emotional after having an episode like you had.
- Julian, can I ask you something? - Anything.
Well, as it turned out, I was fine...
Here you go. You can have these back now.
- Would you like a glass of wine? - Yeah. I would.
I'll call back Monday.
I'm sorry. Maybe I need a little air.
Isn't that funny?
Watching Joan Rivers sell jewelry.
Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yeah.
- No, I haven't. - Mom.
- I'm sorry, l... - For what?
That happens when a couple gets divorced.
I'll give you a list of his likes and dislikes.
You think you look so handsome in mine?
If you talked about something other than marital status...
I've spent a lot of time in hospitals.
I know I'm too old to act like this, it's nuts.
If I were you, I'd pound on my chest.
Just as they're about to do it, he moans.
I don't have a type.
...for me.
You always say things to me like this.
...really liking something that you never thought you could ever like.
Everything takes on a new meaning.
I don't want my bearings.
- I was? - Always.
...old Har.
"If you were my dad..."
Oh, God.
Menopause.
You don't want pancakes anymore?
I'm not that regular of a person, and they really like regular.
It doesn't matter, because we're done and we both feel fine about it. Okay?
You know the thing about me.
Actually, no.
This is very sweet of you.
Way to go.
Yeah, yeah, but...
If I were writing this, this is where I would write:
No, no. I just wanted to stop by and say hi...