Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...and some of that iced tea you like, a low-cholesterol cookie and a peach.

Not only are you marrying my dad, our moms went to the same college.

You know what Freud said, "There are no accidents."

It's a pleasure.

- Yes. - What a pleasure. I'm a huge fan.

So, what about the patient?

Obviously. Anyway, here we are.

Like he said, he doesn't need a nurse.

- My mom went to Bryn Mawr. - Wow!

Who's the lucky boy?

And then he just said he felt funny, and he just collapsed.

We're all sophisticated people.

Oh, God, sorry. This is my friend Harry.

Turns out the heart attack was easy to get over.

And it was so great to see you. Honest. So...

- Tylenol... - Extra Strength would be fantastic.

- Anything else? - And a white one for blood pressure.

- It is 11. - It is?

29 Daniels Lane, Sagaponack...

I'll sign whatever you'd like.

Don't be silly. You know I never sleep. This one doesn't sleep either.

What are we, four teenagers?

Yeah, I think that's talking about it.

...except he's having a heart attack.

Another half-hour, I don't... I don't know if this would have worked.

What, his car doesn't have headlights?

Hold on, Tarzan, we're still moving. Slowly.

Got something else?

I am gonna dial 911, and you are not gonna move.

I walked out of there and changed my life.

I haven't totally decided. He can...

...to decompress. So I did.

I'm friends with my ex-husband, but we didn't just have sex.

Mother, I've never seen a man less interested in me.

But she'll be back next week.

That, I believe, is your winning combo. Killer combo, actually.

- Absolutely not. No. - Mom, you have to.

Well, yeah. I am fluent.

Plug me into an EKG. I'm taking two beta-blockers...

Sorry about that.

- Forty-one. Right here? - On three.

- How are you? How are you feeling? - Well...

And then he said he's leaving as soon as the sun comes up.

- That doesn't sound so uptight. - It was an accident.

I know. I only pick up the white ones. Oh, God.

That is where you've been all this time? The Caribbean?

My dear, you're confusing sex with sleeping.

Part of the play takes place in Paris...

A peach margarita.

- So, what do you want to be? - I'd embarrass you if I told you.

Vital signs are stable. Respiratory is on its way.

A little dizzy.

Why do I have to defend myself? I was married for 20 years. I'm done.

Of course she's needed. We need her.

It's me. Just sitting around, looking at your baby pictures.

Dobry jesteś Bla bla

- Well, you've been lucky. - Yeah. Lucky.

Why don't we get a spread and put it on.

30 minutes of chest pain, nausea, shortness of breath.

...but I was so engrossed in your story. I just...

Pulse, 104. Respiration's 18.

Took me months to find them all. Visited a dozen different states.

Please. I hardly know you.

He basically dies at the end of the second act.

But most people go back to being themselves, right?

...with the greatest pair of legs I have ever seen.

...there was something cooking in the kitchen other than pancakes.

He likes my work, not me.

I look forward to seeing you too.

Can you come in? I know you're working, but just, please?

Hold on, hold on. Let's not get so dramatic here.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

- It's wonderful. - It is?

- No. - Let me buy you dinner...

You saw my ass. You don't see me acting nuts...

Is that a joke? I mean, what is that?

Schmucks are people too, you know?

What about Mr. Midnight, here?

He was breaking up with me. I didn't even...

I'm sorry. I apologize about the near arrest.