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I think I should go back to my room.
Okay, buddy, your echo looks real good.
Please. None.
Okay. Pancakes, pasta, leftover coq au vin.
I read that article. That was you?
...soul mates.
Yeah.
I do, but I thought I would do it out here.
Paris.
Okay. The fabulous two-story living room...
Was one of us just saying something interesting?
- You know my name. - Erica Jane Barry.
I had these plans before I even met you.
We're sophisticated people.
Well, I guess a hit play will buy you a house in the Hamptons.
That is very suggestive, ChatGPT (giggles)
I don't quite recognize it.
I really thought I was...
I'm sorry, but look, I hate rap. I do. I really do.
I gave him something to dissolve the clot, and it worked.
Cuando es Tu cumpleaños
It seemed really obvious, the injustice. Thank God men die younger than us.
I'm 90 percent hard work, 10 percent talent.
Sixty-three!
Give me the nitro, I didn't take Viagra.
The schmuck...
He fired his nurse after an hour, and now says he doesn't need one.
- No. Let us. - Oh, no.
Hey, when is your birthday?
How old are you?
Me either.
You wanna kill me?
Did she say, "Mom"?
I'll take care of it. Just one second. Hi, Erica?
- Are you okay? - Fine. I'll be right back.
Oh, no. I'm sure it was a compliment.
I've never been married, I'm a doctor.
Because I don't like thinking about you so much...
You've been around the block a few times. What are you, around 60?
If he's asleep, you might want some shuteye. Come back in the morning.
No, I don't know.
- I was just trying to find the kitchen! - What? Back here?
- Bonjour, Madame Barry. - Bonjour, Annie.
No, no, I have the number.
Try not to rate my answer.
Of course it's getting rocky. We're talking about you.
I really like you.
- Not this wrong. - He's smart and fascinating.
We need an ambulance right away, please!
She's very brilliant, but the woman cannot hold her liquor.
That's a lot of years to be older than somebody, don't you think?
Just get rid of that. That's good.
You know, the life I had before you...
...blood thinners, Lipitor, Procardia.
...could be the best thing that ever happened to me.
Okay.
He does sound fun.
...we'll always have Paris.
...so totally out of character after having a heart attack.
Some of the ladies, I admit, weren't too interested in seeing me...
I brought us champagne. I'll put it on ice.
If that's what you want, a nonthreatening woman...
- No, it's about me. - Am I in it?
When you buy a stock based on a hot tip
Will you cut me a little slack?
Maybe we just need to get out of the house.
Hip-hop? Oh, rap. Right, right. Well, that's interesting.
- It's great to see you. - You couldn't look better.
So I guess I should've seen your play. Would've known how this ended.
- I think I'm mad at you too. - Excellent!
"So was your date a date?"
Well, four mai tais at lunch...
...by bidding on behalf of the seller. Let's start with lot number one...
So...
- I'm always surprised by it. - Surprised by it?
- I've gotten abnormally brilliant at it. - Why? What is it?
- He's a genius. - That's not possible. He wouldn't.
- Hi. - Listen...
I should have told you he was coming...
Your heart rate's good. The pain you described...
- Thank you. - You're welcome. May I?
- I take Lipitor. - Chew this.
So how about if we still know each other by then, we go to Paris...
He had dinner at our house. I met him this afternoon.
But in terms of us, you just... You just want us to be friends, right?
I'm here to pick up Harry Sanborn.
Harry Sanborn. How are you?
- Can you meet me at The Grill at 8? - Okay. Yes. Seems fine.
Am I in good shape?
- Who would like what? - Mom, are you okay?
I am?
- Not that I want him to commit. - Oh, yeah, that I get.
Okay. Good to know.
...like I couldn't catch it.
And if you had taken Viagra, the combination could be fatal.
- All right. - Careful.
When you buy a stock based on a hot tip
He said when he saw me with you...
That men and women can be friends once they've had sex?
There's this totally hilarious scene where she's dating this older...
- He's fun. - Fun?
Oh, my God.
- You never looked better, by the way. - Oh, well...
Flinty.
...one of those impulses that grabs you, but so far we're okay.
We were supposed to have lunch and he never showed up.
I do like sex.
If you want another heart attack, go ahead. I have work to do.
I was embarrassed just getting dressed to see you.
And when something happens to you that's never happened to you before...
Not lately.
That would be wishful thinking.
Welcome to Christie's and tonight's sale of impressionist and modern art.
- You know what I mean. - Yes, I do.
Are you crying?
- A hammock. - Good.