Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

your cellmate may be used as a floatation device.

doesn't mean it is one.

Mustn't punch the jerk.

Okay, okay. People, don't encourage him!

but we appreciate you being locked up with us.

a modicum of civility,

And they shoot the pig in the head,

That's not a baby, that's a hate crime.

were enough to safely transport the rudest of the rude.

[video game beeping]

I know this because my wife just spoke to me

-[toilet] ♪ Let's all sing ♪ -Yeesh.

in air travel: the criminally obnoxious.

that reunites our extended family

[Homer] Toenail clipper?

and I'll be your "wingman" today.

you mean to tell us

-[grunting] -[groaning]

♪ D-d-d-d-d-d'oh ♪

[Bart mimicking] This is your

This was our inaugural flight,

Yes, Senator, I cannot perjure myself.

Mr. Wingspan-- if that is your funny name--

-[woman] Get out of here! -Oh. Oh!

♪ The potty song ♪

you will hold it together on this flight.

Disgusto-flossers?

and I can smell the booze on you.

Oh, no... No, no, no.

She's raising us all on her own.

-[crying] -Okay, so Daddy doesn't get into a fistfight,

[karate children] Yes, Sensei. Hiya!

Well, it all started with what was supposed to be

Senator, I assure you, we did warn the passengers

Uh, we don't use the "D" word.

-Hiya! -Control your team!