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Lois?
Your boxers are a little starchy. Can I take 'em off with my foot?
my one true soul mate.
(Distorted yelling) slow motion diving at you!!!
(GROANING)
- Miss Sharon from your daycare? - Yes.
Hey, guys, don't come in my room. I might be rubbin' one in.
I knew you were too weak to do this. You're nothing but a coward.
Oh, hey, Meg. What have you been up to?
Yes, although sometimes I think it's too big.
Oh, you got yourselfa little girlfriend, huh?
(SCREAMING)
Well, I held the knife.
This is a map of her house.
All right, let's see here. Now, just, uh, wrap yourselfaround me.
to a rather unexpected infestation of salt-marsh cutworms.
Oh, yeah All right
Sounds good to me.
Here, watch one of her movies or something.
Oh, God, I can't kill Brian. Even for Penelope.
it will disable it.
Look me up. I'm GuitarGurrrl76.
I like a lot of goofball comedies that other chicks don't like.
- For these. - (BEEPS)
I can't sleep like this, Lois. I need someone to cuddle with.
for parties of three or more.
Sharing the night together