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All right, Stewie, tag in.
Matters stateside have taken a tragic turn as this year's gourd crop has fallen prey
(SNEEZES)
My favorite thing to play is Call of Duty.
What the hell did you think I was talking about
Unlike you, I don't view every female I meet as some kind of pork holster.
I love steak! Other girls don't.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Did you take a bite out of this donut?
(LIVELY '20s-ERA MUSIC PLAYING)
We blew up the Great Wall of China, bombed the Eiffel Tower,
but I feel like I may have finally found, in you,
Don't drink that!
That was weird. What was he doing?
You know who I think is an ugly slut?
Dip, DIp, DIp, DIP
I do hope this latest damp has not aggravated your gray lung.
Well, I wonder what words are gonna come out of this pen today.
I guess I should be getting back to my dorm anyway.
How long is five minutes? Uh, it's one episode of Chutney Chimp.
Then swear on that love that you'll do what I ask.
Would you like someone new to talk to?
Slow motion 30% Just for you!
Ugh! Charlie St. Cloud?
I'm used to having another person there.
Oh, thank you.
Now, get out of here!
Penelope, I can't let you do this.
Oh, my God!
(IN SLOW-MOTION VOICE) Slow-motion diving at you!
(GASPING)
All the things that make us
who've been doing all these horrible things!
MAN: And when the drugs stopped numbing the pain,