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Hey. Thanks for saving my life.
but time seems to be doing it for me.
(GUN FIRING)
- But just one thing. - What?
Well, then...
- (LAUGHS) Thinks I should stop seeing you. - He does?
when I said, "Victory shall be mine"?
I already told you, I don't care.
You're fired!
Lucky there's a family guy
- Well, are you hogging the blankets? - No!
You’re Fired
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
You may take me to the park.
Scroll dawn, guys.
Penelope is wonderful. We're going to be together forever.
Well, I do feel pretty thin and wonderful.
I bought that to kill the women from Sex and the City,
he would have made me John Travolta.
Well, Rupert, this is a big mess.
I'm fine.
No!
I'll print up for you what I have so far.
Ever since Lois got us twin beds, I can't fall asleep.
DIP, DIP, DIP, DIP, DIP, DIP
What the hell were you doing talking to him?
He's my dog, my friend.
It's as if we were meant to be together.
ALL: Aw!
Dip, dip, dip, dip, dip.
- (PLUME SCRATCHING) - Dearest Augustine,
and look at this note I sent off.
Oh, bloody hell. How do you go two weeks without opening your wallet?
Anyway, Penelope's trying to kill you!
Peter, what's going on?
I know,
(EXCLAIMING)
Do you actually use these?
Hey, there. You a big fan ofJonathan Franzen?