Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stewie, she's one year old. I think I can handle this myself.

Uh, Lois, why do we have Lucy and Ricky beds?

I'm gonna tell my friends I banged her.

Hey! That mug was my crew gift from Class Holes!

Hey, Charles Bronson's wife. Scooch over. I want to cuddle.

Ugh! I hate going to hear authors read from their work.

(SHOUTING) Lois, can I have a Pop-Tart in bed, please?

Mr. Franzen has informed us he's not coming.

I shall do no such thing!

I say these things 'cause I'd like to know If you're as lonely as I am

Okay, I'm gonna go in there with her. You just sit out here and be quiet.

Look, let's just get you someplace safe.

She was taking a tub and somebody came in and cut her head off.

(EXHALES) Good. Now let's just fall asleep like this.

You know what? Forget it.

Stewart, do you love me?

Babe? Babe? Don't worry about it, all right?

(SINGING) It seems today that all you see

(IMITATES SHUDDERING)

I thought we could burn her in her bed while her children watch.

Oh, do you have one of those white-wine zombie moms?

Okay, I have to destroy Copenhagen with a

Marital concerns continue to bedevil me.

I told you she was bad news.

Penelope, I've never said this to anyone before,

Yeah, it's only natural, right? I'm glad to hear you say that,