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I need to say some things without you interrupting.
thinking, "I'm gonna do the worm.
So when the children of our grandchildren's children
Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want.
It was just as much your idea as mine
to throw into a pit.
Oh, please excuse me, I've been teaching for over 20 years.
Look how great I'm doing.
that's for suresies.
makes it seem like it's not true, but I did!
Oh, well.
NARRATOR: So, when someone finally jinxed Barney
I love them.
What's this?
Oh, Mr. Mosby.
at your place-- you guys just raced off
who was present for the jinx says your name,
He has commented on every photo
My prom was rough, guys.
and two: you can't tell anybody. Agreed?
eye love your boo t
(laughs)
in the tristate area, and it left me
to open up a Hacky Sack store here at Wesleyan.
So now I will throw this in the trash and never look at it.
of the same sexual partners as Henry Kissinger.
(grunts)
jinxed person in the world.
of jam-band concert parking lot athletics.
the invitation to the opening of my building,
That means that you can't speak until someone
We get to fire some people.
because all I needed to know was that he knows.