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'cause she's the one seeing the shrink.
Oh, yes, sorry, continue.
Because she asked me, "What's new with you,"
Well, I'm the one who's yelling now!
I never yell. Even when I'm mad,
I mean, is that crazy?
maybe we both cared more about this thing between us
Hey, uh,
♪ Go way back, back ♪
but I wasn't really hearing.
So it's not like the cans go over here
and get you through this breakup thing roomie-style.
Relax. It's just Dad.
One of my birds has pinkeye, I broke up with you,
than we wanted to admit.
♪ I like to go back ♪
Emma? She's a delight. Why?
I work here.
Oh.
That girl, she messed up,
- Oh. Okay. - It was mutual.
is if customers yell at her.
You don't have any of my photos,
Dina, I'm with a customer right now.
I forgot my underwear.
Well, my boyfriend that she stole from me.
I just push it down really deep,
Wow. Since when do you have inside jokes with your dad?
Well, Scott is way cuter than Jeff.
Glenn, you're drifting.
O... Kay, what?
Oh, uh, no, the tuna goes one aisle over.
and so I told her.
What?
Now, stay with me,
I'm gonna just put these back.
Hey, um, you think I could get that badge for the bathroom again?
Who even uses floor cleaner anymore?
my roomie's coming to me for a little heart-to-heart.
Oh, that would be a crazy coincidence.
No, no, I'm her mom. I'm not gonna report it.
a little movie called "Bad Boys 2"
I feel like I barely did anything my first day.