Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Do I have to do this? -No.
If she drinks cleanser--
Our best turnout yet. Why doesn't everyone introduce themselves and...
Hey, you! You! Shut that door! Put that away!
Do you remember the way you acted at the party?
Before a preview of next week's sermon...
You might have noticed Daddy acting strange and probably don't know why.
Come back for more, eh?
Last resort. Old Grampa, the feeb.
Bart's joint. Two-ish. Be there or be square.
That's all I can think of. You're all tired.
...at Catfish Lake.
...or those in need of a tune-up. To participate...
He chews with his mouth open, he gambles.
I get out at noon, and I'm already invited to a party.
We'll pay back those who invited us to their homes.
The Simpsons S02E20 The War Of The Simpsons Aired On December 16, 2012
I have never been so embarrassed in my life!
...of Homer's shoes. Why don't we wait until he sits?
-We'll be there. -D'oh!
I tried to be a good babysitter, but I failed.
-...because she can't find hers. -Lucky you don't keep guns.
Anybody mind if I serve as bartender? I have a Ph.D. in mixology.
For the last time, yes!
She's the Queen of the Harpies!
That's right! You heard me! Pretending to cry!
But I can't avenge my partner's death with this peashooter.
Chocolate, chocolate brownie fudge.
Right up there with that...
Gotta be a good husband. Gotta be a good husband.