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I want to thank you for letting me get it off my chest.
...the...
Mr. and Mrs. Simpson. Welcome.
A new kind of Mace? Really painful.
...and clean faster than you ever have before.
-How's the retreat? -I thought our marriage...
-That's enough! -Thank you.
He forgets birthdays, anniversaries, holidays.
I apologize for my husband.
I don't know you. Our wives are friends. We just met.
Wait. He kicks me in his sleep and his toenails are long and yellow.
Well, I do have a warm sense of well-being, and I'm slurring my words.
And behave yourselves.
Oh, and he scratches himself with his keys. I guess that's it.
And when he wakes up he makes honking noises.
-They're fighting again. -That music gives me the chills.
Come here.
As a trained marriage counselor...
You're really great.
-Where are we going? -Shh!
-A fly! -I put it there.
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 5 x 11 = 1760
In this department we go by the book.