Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm willing to put that on a certificate.
You're going fishing? I can't believe your selfishness.
Eat him by 6:30. Back in bed by 7 with no incriminating evidence.
Watercolours? Yes! Ten, please!
Why? What did you do?
-Can I be honest? -Yes.
When he sleeps he makes chewing noises.
Grampa's an old man who trusts us.
-You were wasted. -I didn't know when to say when.
...but I never had the nerve.
-Who says that? -They do.
-You'll get your turn. -I'm done.
Marriage encounter, here I come!
Tell my friends? All right. But I've got some funky friends.
Hi! You're Homer's sister-in-law, right? I remember you.
...hasn't been able to cut it, manwise, for some time.
Will the Simpsons be attending?
If you want him to live, roll him onto his stomach.
Oh, my fucking!
Why not? I paid for it.
Better get some gas.
A marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours. It takes a weekend.
He hangs out at a seedy bar with lowlifes.
I fought it for six hours. One word and I toss it back.