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Baby Girl, there’s nothing wrong with you He’s just a little Bitch.
(sniffs)
-Man or woman, I'm not discriminating. -(phone buzzing)
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING SLOW
NARRATOR: (on TV) ...every time in the same direction.
Jesus Christ is right, Carm.
(distant siren)
And I wanna get paid.
58 be like... Chevy: KOLA, STOP DOING 58 STUFFS!!! KOLA: Don't care.
-two more mortadell! -Behind.
♪ One more time ♪
I wanna get paid to work here.
-when he was 21? -Oh my god!
No, not you, sweetie. Y-you didn't say anything.
Carm?
("Have You Seen Me Lately" by Counting Crowd)
-Like, it could be a good legit spot. -Okay, you know what, Sydney?
Oh, you're scared?
Alright? I mean, you're never gonna fix it.
-Is it too much for you? Answer me. -I can handle it.
You're about to get fuckin' power-washed, cousin!
(sighs)
Everything okay?
♪ ♪
Why can it only be Marcus?
You still gave it to him.
-It's an interesting... logo on the badge. -Nancy,
Really. You know, I just have trouble breathing sometimes,
he put you in a real tough spot.
you know, let me know how it went.
and you sell it to me.
but you knew that was bullshit.
is taking care of people, right?
Is that what you just told me? That changes everything!
-I'll see you in a sec, alright? -Alright.
I'm making dinner.
Boom! (claps) There's that shit. Told you.
Well...
Okay.
♪ ♪
♪ As we gaze out on ♪
he was an animal, you know, surrounded by dickheads,
and they gave me some stuff to put on it, and, uh...
-It didn't cool down-- -Why?
How you doing? You not doing so good?
Yeah, Marcus.