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You. [scoffs] Us?
What's that? What are we doing?
Welcome to our home. Ah, I see you found our favorite chair.
but it turns out I'm deathly allergic to cats.
Oh, nice to see you, son who didn't marry Marcy.
-I found out in the ambulance. -Ugh.
I know.
Thanks for explaining, but I was never seriously considering it.
He hates antiques. He loves breaking things.
But not this marriage. No, no, no. Every moment with you is a gift.
[cheering]
I wouldn't be surprised if you opened that door,
I know. After we gave them the best years of our lives.
You're breaking up with us?
and you're sitting down and he's standing up,
It's a whole band. There's washboards, banjos, spoons.
You should go.
Sorry, we don't own a television. [chuckles]