Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, no. There's Don and Marcy.

They don't even have to be good-looking.

We did things we haven't done in years.

What's the shortest way to explain that?

We went out with another couple last night.

-Wha-- -How could that possibly not be you?

After we didn't ditch them.

followed by a jug band concert?

And every winter, Marcy hoses down her front walk so people slip on the ice.

Yes. Go to them.

My car runs into a snowbank,

I'm so glad we're friends again. We're gonna be millionaires.

You have to learn to look at things through your third eye.

That's a nice offer, son, but your mother doesn't really care for Marcy.

Mm, but they're all the same, so I was thinking,

because we couldn't leave before Don and Marcy.

-Are we really doing this? -We have to. They're watching.

I met her in the Band-Aid aisle at the drug store.

Mm-hmm. We're a catch, and we got caught.

And I figured, why not be the best Jessica?

And we're enlightened, so we don't feel anger.