Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We are the best thing that ever happened to you.
We could've said something instead of going behind your back.
Well, if Lowell's out, that means we're gonna be alone forever.
-I heard they have crabs. -Yeah.
'Cause I didn't want you to make a scene. You were so mad your lips got blue.
-Anybody want a snack? -What do you got?
That's what happens when you let the best thing in your life go.
Let's get out there, put our beer goggles on and see who we come home with.
We need to get with a new couple as soon as possible.
[chuckles] Yeah. They would've thought it was funny.
Why didn't you let me go over and say something?
Ooh, I've been wanting to go there because the name sounds exotic,
It's never just right. She's the Goldilocks of burgers.
And they don't look like a couple of ankle doctors.
How could I forget?
Babe, we have no reason to be.
-Tina and Trevor. -Yeah.
We're Buddhists, and we believe the universe brought you to us.
The only threesome I will ever agree to.
-[sighs] -We got lazy too.
[sighs] Do you know what today is?
I have to be honest: You saying that makes me feel a little angry.
Well, that's not us.
Pocket bacon.
No, nope. Not talking to a guy who wears flip-flops after dark.