Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We've got a broken arrow! Bridesmaid down!
You know how my stepdad's in prison?
But now I'm standing here today...
And now you're gonna be family.
The itch has now spread to my special place...
- I love you guys. - I love you.
I don't have a fax machine.
Or this... Or this...
Oh, wait. Oh, no. Wait.
They say that on the figure skating team?
I think I wanna get married to you today.
So, you know, you were...
- Hi. - Let's talk about this groomsman thing.
But if you choose me...
I now pronounce you...
- Hey, what are you guys gonna do? - About what?
Every day with you is an adventure.
Anyway. So Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike...
And yes, I may be borrowing a few lines from my recent unsuccessful audition...
Let me tell you why you need to pick me.
I'll be my "something blue."
Oh, well, that's okay.