Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

May I offer you some champagne?

Let's just do this.

Okay, well, we was just talking about--

[phone chiming]

- everywhere we go, huh? - [Van speaking French]

...you're crazy.

We both met while we were stripping on that river cruise.

All right, all right. It's...

Bonjour. Bonjour.

- [whimpers] - Open your mouth.

SHANICE: Mm, smells amazing.

Uh, you want to talk?

Well, I had some surprise friends from out of town come.

- It was worth the wait. - Oh, my God.

This is not out of shame, as some may speculate.

[chuckles nervously] Look, okay.

- Hey, what was that? - It's nothing. Relax.

MAN [gurgling]: Stop.

- ♪ What? ♪ - ♪ Fuck me ♪

You all have in front of you a napkin.

[in French accent]: Candice!

You're gonna be okay.

[conversing in French]

- WOMAN: Tarrare! - What was that?

How I'm a... I'm a terrible mom.

SHANICE: The hell?

[laughs]: Oh, darlings, don't worry.

- Oh, my God. - Okay, so...

♪ You got to do it right ♪

- ♪ I just wanna love you... ♪ - Oh, this is embarrassing.

Carlos, can you get someone to bring us some wine

- ♪ Say it ♪ - ♪ Make love to me ♪

- Are you fucking kidding me? - What?

You will not be disappointed.

♪ You got to make it last ♪

Couple weeks ago, I was driving in Atlanta and...

♪ Grabbing and smacking ass ♪

You wanted to see Paris. Voilà. We're in Paris.

[breathing heavily]

♪ Together holding hands ♪

- [gasps] - Chéri, ça va?

God forbid anybody tries to be more interesting than you.

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