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If your daddy don't come home with all the money,
Look, floor manager,
'cause James made $100 too much last year.
Look, folks, I got 16 bucks
that our women are supposed to be heads of the house?
♪ Just looking out of the window ♪
Don't you touch a thing.
it'd better be good enough for you.
Well, it's comforting to know
He kept making me the cop.
'cause they know I'm a hard-working man.
They paid me a lot more,
Hey, I'll bet folks are always telling you
and boy, I believe you can skip "lawyer"
the sympathy will be eking out the money.
It's like a miracle, James.
Well, somebody ought to tell James.
You got some job for a brother,
One stop down at Marshall Fields
is over my dead body.
Well, it ain't no Valentine card.
the Lord moves in mysterious ways.
Thank you, Lord.
Cool it, Thelma.
Why don't you two stop fussing?
♪ Good Times ♪
than hang around bothering poor, innocent women?
Whoever marries you is going to forget about the better
You want to see the bills, huh, Mama?
but after they got finished taking out federal withholding,
Dy-no-mite!
you should have married O.J. Simpson.
Now, I done told y'all the plan.
Just bills, bills and... Uh-oh.