Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...why you came back to Mystic Falls, weren't you?

Because I'm starving.

Aunt Jenna you are bulldog

...and I don't care what I have to do to get it.

- These are fancy. - Thanks.

No, because I'm a vampire who could kill you in your sleep.

Hey please stop leave me alone her

So I told Ric to tell Jenna and...

"I'm guessing nil."

- I know what you must think about me... - No, you don't.

Insist that they do a body count before the church is set ablaze.

Answer the question.

You haven't upset me. You've just surprised me.

She's incapable of love.

Know where I could find family artifact stuff?

...for ridding this town of vampires in 1864?

And A plus B equals?

Your dad didn't know about this. Neither did I until it happened.

So then Damon and I died for nothing.

- Jealous I spent the day with Stefan? - I don't do jealous.

Then Damon being Damon, nearly ruined everything.

How do you know that?

How did you know about Jenna's barbecue?

Well, we're gonna play by my rules now.

You know, it's horrible, just fighting the urge for blood...

- Someone called about a flat tire? - She did.

It won't be long before Katherine gets a play-by-play.

Don't try to be the hero, Damon. You'll end up dead.

Do you pretend to be human when you're with Elena?

- I've upset you? - No.