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(CHUCKLES) Just kiddin', buddy.
Oh, come on. Why me?
- I remember that. - Classic.
Either that or it's speed I got from a transvestite at a diner.
that your friendship was purely a result of circumstance.
It's such a weird situation. I just think somebody
- What the... - No way!
who brought the bird flu to Quahog.
#CHINESE #SWAHILI #WELSH #YIDDISH
Look, there's pretty solid evidence that this guy is responsible
Finally!
I would kill everyone in the world
spend more time celebrating our similarities
Well, while we're all here, we might as well grab some beers.
Finally, a real clue. Let's go!
Okay. Okay, that was an extreme example.
Your life has dignity.
Who Else But Kim Jong Un Pie?
(CAR APPROACHING)
England to Mexico
I don't remember it, but I bet it was pretty good.
2 x 3 x 3 x 719 = 12942
Wow, my picture in the paper.
You see, Brian, I conducted a little experiment.
You're just two people who live in the same house.
Hey, you know, if we're all gonna be tryin' to figure this out together,
Haven't even tried to figure out each other's names yet.
Well, this is 31 Spooner Street. I'm home.
I think my name might be Shirt Pants.
Wow, I own a house!
Aw, damn it.
But listen, if we're gonna kill him, we gotta find some guns.
Well, I could test that by attacking you.
He's not doing anything like that. He's warning him!
you're on to something there.
That's a great idea.
All right, well, if we just stick together, then...
I knew it! I knew we were pals!
I'm gonna go shove my hand down my pants and see if that goes someplace.
Look, it's dark and freezing in Denmark.
Peter, you've got every other night of the week to spend with your buddies.