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Make a hole, people! Make a hole! Make a hole!
I don't want the kiss, Mom. Okay, okay. Stop.
Thanks to me, Barry had hit rock bottom,
Keep this in there in case of emergencies.
and a handheld siren to alert rescuers
from your loved ones can do for you.
I am in college. I don't need any credenzas.
I just wanted to believe things would be okay.
Try and be alive when we get back.
for her to find me.
It worked?
I'm just hoping this actually works
That was for NASA's eyes only!
Eskimo kiss,
Did it stop me? No.
I know. All girls love chocolate. Oh, wait, how do you know all girls love chocolate?
Look, this began with me
This is gonna be a long car ride.
It's what we've done every first-day of school
Mom, I'm just here to say goodbye.
I know it in my heart.
Just like in that movie where everybody's rude and unlikable.
While my sister's freshman year went up in flames,
It's gonna be very hard when that day comes.
Um, what is this?
This list is ridiculous.
You get to pants me in public, and not just anywhere,
but when it comes to my little pickle, you're me.
being your friends for life.
- Fer sure. - Fer sure.
Well, Coach McCoy said I could join the team
So, you don't hate me?
My parents were too busy to come.
as a hat set me up with a girl?
I know. All girls love chocolate. Oh, wait, how do you know all girls love chocolate?
Just jot down some things you might like in a lady,
and put it in my heart.
Mom, relax. This is college.
and I'll help you unpack.
From what I hear, not as fun as the night
- I got a question. - No, no.
She's totally a barf bag, but I'll manage.