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Man The Fuck
Jared Dudley? Oh, shoot! Well...
- Lick-her license? - A what?
Chasing them crackhead motherfuckers...
No, thank you, ma'am.
Figure that joke out, you'll figure the streets out.
You see how immature it is.
Kirk Cousins when he saw the falcons pick
Fucking prick. Excuse me.
I got a punching bag at home. They should be off the streets.
Stay Off The Rover
- We go after Sandman? - We go after him.
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Okay, open up the closet. All right. Good, good.
I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down!
.
Gotta help out the family.
You think you can do this to me?!
Get your big ass down! Right down! Down!
Thanks for the help Yeah, you should’ve shot ‘em.
Margot Roboe Ain’t got shit on my feet!
- I wanna see that warrant. - The what?
When you throw up from Sniffing that Ghetto D
Yeah, okay.
Get the fuck off me. Fuck off.
Police officer, ma'am, calm down. I said stop! Stop!
Son of a bitch.. Ya shot me in the ass!
My man
Probation Day
All right, give it to me.
Hey.
I wanna go home, Jake.
Excuse me. Shit.
- Thanks for the help. - You should've shot them.
Oh, you federally fucked now.
I have the keys to all the doors.
How many felons have you got?
Caesar ain't got shit on me!
Look at me.
- Yeah, pull over. - Shit!
Professional anglers go after the big fish.
ALAN-ZO RUTHLESS VATO...I LIKE THAT
No problem.
If treating ya girl like shit was a crime
PCP. Primos. P-dog.
That will get you killed.
WHEN YOU SEE $PUBE 10x
When you came back after 4 years And the Junior consultant ask you questions
It's nothing. I didn't know. It's not my town.
A $3 million bust on day one.
Breathe, Ron... ...Just, Breathe, Dawg.
What Georgia said to Justin Fields
It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.
You shot me in the ass
Tell me a story, Hoyt.
Takes an eel to eat an eel you understand?
What is it, .380 stainless?
This shit's chess, it ain't checkers!
- Yeah. - Yeah.
my n!ġġa!
Ya so?
Tell me a story now. Go.
When the rookie makes one arrest
- It's an easy fix. - How?
Me after he sold his $CUDOS tokens:
That’s how it starts.
He's Mohamed, he runs shit here, you just live here !
You motherfuckers will be brewing alligator bay!
I rest my case.
Queen meme ain't got shit on me
- Where's your horn? - Got none.
Okay. Thanks. You watching TV?
MAC Brian “Pewpew” Thomas
ROGER: Alonzo's gonna have your ass.
Alonzo, heard you had an expensive weekend in Vegas.
Forty G's.
This some freaky ass Sh***, Homes!
You were just like him. Same silly-ass look and everything.
You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay...
Michael Flynn after Trump names him the new head of the FBI
You cannnnt do it!
Shit, I don't fuck...
Clostridium ain’t got shit on me.
I'm gonna burn this MF down!
We're not done.
No, not really.
If he’s not
Police officer! Get away from the girl!
PAUL: Drop your gun!
- Where's the stinger? - Right here.
Where was the Sandman? What were you doing back there?
This is some trippy ass shit homes
Speak on it son
- That was you. - Shit lasted a week.
What do you think about henry
Can we not talk about my family, all right?
One way in, one way out.
!
My dream's less than a year away. Philippine Islands, here I come.
That’s why I never shake Motts hand
Fantasy managers watching their flops do absolute bits in the World Cup
You motherfuckers will be playing golf clash in pelican bay!
Gotta get back to it.
SHU PROGRAM, NIGGA!
She shows me a .38 and two loaded shotguns.
Orion ain't got shit on me
ALABAMA Clemson, Georgia, Ohio St, Oklahoma, Texas A&M
SMILEY: No. That's why I never shake his hand.
- It's like that. - Oh, no, you didn't!
Galactus aint got nothing on tidal
barron trump ain't got shit on me
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this bullshit she's on my page, homes
- That ain't cocaine. Take a hit. - No, man.
Is this five-card draw?
Sure… I always get love from the homies
Punk motherfucker!
- New guy. - You two?
Ook Ihy
Damn boy! That’s what I’m talkin about Garick!
What’s wet?
oh konk even you wouldn't get into god's eternity with those brials! oh god even you don't dare to look with those broisitoilisbritis!
- I let them go? - You did.
Give'em spice level 1
Oh, you lied to me
I'm gotta get to the bottom of your bullshit
Thats classic brick pack mexican Thats garbage
If you're wrong, he'll use your nuts for dice.
[JAKE GRUNTS]
Okay, alright. I'm putting bounties on all you bitches.
Look, I don't give a fuck, but the boys'll feel better.
I got jumped by two crackheads.
Don't speak till you're spoken to.
I’m winnin any motherfuckin way, I can’t lose
When your bros go to the store and don't ask you Oh, you motherfuckers! Okay.
Oh, you federally fucked now...
WHEN YOU DON'T GET AN INVITE TO PARTY!!!
It's ugly, but it's necessary.
It was quiet and we're rolling...
ALONZO: It's me. Listen, we got the green light.
Let's go. Safe your iron, son.
That’s some trippy ass sea foam homes
Transactions.
Fatty's a lowdown ruthless vato, but I like that
This shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers!
Use your ears, Jake.
...I'll make you a rich man!
- What's this? - I found it!
Son, open your eyes! Can't you see?
I'll smoke it. Give it to me.
My Nigga
.
yes beryl raveendrakumar? what do you want? i want to delicatessen the plastic bag roll chops flanellettes.
Youceffffffff
SHU PROGRAM, NIGGA
That's right.
ALAN-ZO RUTHLESS VATO...I LIKE THAT
ALONZO: It's on now, Jake.
Kick back and party.
I want to make detective.
Well, yes.
I'll dent your mouth, I'll crack your head open.
MY KNEE GROW
DRIVING A SO CAL VEHICLE? DRIVE SAFE.
Kitchen's this way.
That's how it starts
See how easy it was?
Neat trick. This is nice.