Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's my point. You're so in love, it's coming right out.

Alright. I’m putting cases on all you bitches!

New shoes are dead dog We don’t roll like that no more

Debraska -> Wilson

Put ice on it. You'll be fine. What're you doing here?

I’m gonna burn dis motherfucker down!

- Shoot him? - Yeah.

- Sit down! - You all stink!

ALONZO: Okay, motherfucker.

Let's not talk about her.

You passed the test.

You passec the test

It takes a wolf to catch a wolf, understand?

king kong aint got shit on gibby

I'm gonna burn this MF down

Why don't you tell us something?

...the better you'll feel.

Want the evidence?

That's my boy, Neto.

Get the respect you deserve with Old Spice.

Roll your window down. Start there.

Motts A Low-Down, Ruthless Vato.

- Ma'am, please sit down. - You act like you pay the rent!

LEBRON THINKS HE’S THE GOAT. OKAY. ALRIGHT.

I'M GONNA BURN THIS MF DOWN!

Doc is the best duck hunter In all of world!!!

But he's still on their list.

LEBRON JAMES. I CAN’T STAND THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

You wanna take a walk? You won't make it out of here.

I wanna see Motts goddamn flash list..

I didn't sign up for this!

Ain’t nothing out there for you, Kilmer.

I’m winning anyway. I’m still winning.

howbeit, I've no proof of the thing

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

We didn't do shit! Bitch is crazy!

Alright. I’m putting cases on all you punks!

Arnold Palmer ain't got shit on me!

Ain't right involving her.

You need a son, I'll hook your lady up. Can't miss.

yeah... you wanna get shit done you gotta get it done yourself

I do not want to see you on the front page like the others.

Jimmy crack corn....1,2,3,4,5,6

- Let them kill each other? - God willing.

- A female training officer? - Yes, sir.

Run, baby, run.

There you go! That's my nigga.

This nigga named Sandman. That's all I know! Shit!

All right, later.

I’m very comfortable.

Damn boy! That’s what I’m talkin' about!

When you're having car troubles And ride a bike to work

O where, O where has my little Garick gone?

Buy your wife a car. Put the kids through college.

- I don't know, man. I... ROGER: Hey!

...by a wife and child."

You do have a dick, don’t you?

Your partner already searched me. I'm straight.

Wait.. let me get my mask, glove, des-infecting tissues, wipes ...

Wait, where you going?

Roger Sold Dope To Kids The World's Better Off Without Him."

- Hoyt. - Fuck Hoyt. Ambulance time!

SPIDER: What's up, Alonzo? - All right, Spider. What's happening?

Vato was telling the truth.

Fucking ass prick!

What's that for?

All you bitches

When someone new jumps on the page with dark humor

I'm sorry, but it is.

Fuck them! Everybody looking like them.

Went and got yourself a daisy-fresh rookie.

I want to see that warrant ??

If you ask me homes, that's just, of course, if you ask...

What a mother fucking year..

House is Code-4. I'm starting the search.

Come on. Look at it. Sexy, ain't it?

I got two pair!

- I don't believe you'd shoot me. - Don't do it.

You know I'm surgical with this bitch How you want it dawg?

You up your street IQ...

king king aint got shit on gibby

...because that's all you have, and nobody can take that away.

You don't like Narcotics, get the fuck out of my car...

Don’t trip Johnny, I got this. I’m putting perjury cases on all them bitches!

- Works for me. - He's an informer?

julia wong and penny gillard are pregnant with desexed $55 fine %8287 tax pendall care pauline bain and kerry cowie babies. yes and tanya rudd and kevin pilbersek are pregnant with custa babies.

Sprung his mom from INS detention. Here we go. Watch this.

DRIVING A SO CAL VEHICLE? DRIVE SAFE.

[SHOVEL CLANKS ON METAL]

I know that. Thank you.

You have the magic eye.

- What's your last name? - Hoyt.

- What you drinking? - The best.

You don't deserve this.

We made a mistake.

Club siiize, nigga

Speak on it Primoh!!

That's my boy Neto

she’s my cousin, homes

...snail doesn't die. Soon it can crawl again.

ALONZO: Shut the fuck up!

You've been smoking PCP all day.

The next one will kill you.

Believe it or not, I do try to do some good.

Yes, you are. Everyone goes through that the first time. I did.

- Got nothing? - No.

well judge judy was arrested for a DUI and then she showed up for the 2nd DUI drunk. (laughing) what you thought she was like : "oh i'm gonna show up drunk on a DUI!" take my advice: "get DUI drunk double busted." (laughing) yes september the 11th on a drunk DUI not me.

You'll make detective, you'll grow wise.

Sometimes we take this shit all the way.

- I'll put a bullet in that melon. - Wait, wait.

Blast his ass, homes

Мой ниггер

I'M THE NIG-FAG MAN, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

When ask Ancestors to fight your shadow for you.

This is chess, not checkers!

I'm married, I got my queen too.

Shit. I'll get piss-tested, and I'll get fired.

howbeit, I've no proof of the thing

You got us twisted. You got to put your own work in.

- Mark, where are you transferring? - S.I.S.

I want my money back!

whole foods ain’t got sh** on me!

Thanks to the Sandman. Now listen.

- I didn't wake you up? - I never sleep.

- Youve been planning this all day! - Ive been planning this all week son!

WOMAN: Kevin ain't here!

Oh, you federally fucked now.

Jay Legende You think you can do this to me?

Somalians ain't got shit on FBA!

JAKE: That was not cool, all right? That was not cool at all!

- Hello. ALONZO: Hoyt?

I got four. Boys.

Hey, hey, hey! Go to jail, or go home?

Make sure he signs them out from maintenance. Copy?

Tikka masala spice level 6?

Luke Bryan Aint got shit on me

When you get your sparring buddy with a new combo you worked on

My partner has it. He'll be out soon.

Oohhh that’s a tiiiight end bro

Lucky I got other business.

For sure. For sure.