Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Gonna need more than that up in here, boy!
Son open your eyes can’t you see?
Smell like bacon! Do I look like a sucker to you, nigga?
I know Landers. She's a sharp lady.
Please.
Good. So, what now? Huh?
MAN: Come on! - Shut the fuck up and just wait!
Come on now.
She's a little feisty today.
Alright I'm putting cases on all you haters
Who wanna get paid?
- Shut up! Give me that pipe. - My mom gave me that pipe.
BRIAN CALLED US OUT AND NOW HE'S MAD THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE WITHOUT HIM
Count that shit, all right?
- They'll nail us to the wall. - Pull over.
Me everytime i Play ranked to the enemy who killed me
- What's going down, brother? - Oh, it's all good, baby.
barron trump ain't got shit on me
- Watch the shades. - All right.
...63 active investigations, 250 I can't clear.
- Like to rape girls? - No, man.
I gotta give you one more, though.
Boom! Come on, man. Sit your ass up.
Breath Babe breath
What a mother f***** day!
This is Twitter, right? It's 90% bullshit.
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You see that guy trying to act like he's not slanging dope?
Fucking ass prick!
to entertain the tools by streaming it on twitch
Russians want you. I got your back.
I be like
- You got a kid? - A girl, 9 months.
SMILEY: Sure? - You can count it yourself.
Bring hiM a kids meal
Better take his bullets away, Stan.
Secret Service when congress asked for the text messages
- Listen, we were on midwatch... - We who?
Opening a Circuit City?
- All right, I'll shoot him. - Go.
Michael Meyers ain't got shit on him
...comes out a side street, all over the median. I hit the wailer.
- Put the drink down. What is that? ROGER: Hold on!
MAN: What's the holdup? WOMAN: Move it!
Never, ever do a day in prison.
Alright!!! I'm putting cases on all yall!!!
You’re invited!
Fuck their feelings!
You lucky first day motherfucker
You'll see.
Hey! Jake! Jake!
you jealous bitch?
Nothing is Free In this world
- Give me that money! - It's not gonna happen.
I’m gonna get that champ belt, and I’m gonna get that money
. .
Big boys will have you grab your ankles
You a doctor now?
- You know I ain't no snitch! - I know you ain't.
That's how it starts.
Come on out, dog!
We had badges, so it's different?
You Better Call Me
You Better Call Me!
Trump right now
Checking for narcotics activity. Drugs, guns, baggies, you know?
Bam Code X
My Nigga
Just had a little freak-out, that's all.
"King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
All right?
Put your hands on your chest!
SANDMAN'S WIFE: Ain't nobody here!
LOU: The Russians don't care if you're a cop.
Sometimes you just gotta be like And move on
Yeah? Think so?
Don't bring that here. It'll get you killed.
. .
Garbage men handle garbage.
Back at work thinking of how people Lie! There time will come
Hey new tank Blood DK
I run shit here You just play here
Dis Nigga
- Pow! - Boom!
What about you Altuve?
mas o menos
Saving the goddamn world.
Jake, go and bounce, homey.
howbeit, I've no proof of the thing
I'm surgical with this bitch. How you want it?
Youve been planning this all day!
You got to decide whether you're a wolf... or a sheep
Simple question.
You tax that ass for days, man! Keep walking, bitch!
Ya, so what?
You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay!
BOB: It's Bob. ALONZO: Hello.
Hoyt. Hoyt...
I'm gonna go to the head. Two seconds, we're gone.
Boom
- I wanna see that warrant. - The what?
If you don’t believe it by now... Edward!
Jungle. Damu headquarters.
Katy Days ain't got shit on Mission Days!
.
You passed the test. You’re in. You’re a narc.
How long you been a pig?
Nobody thought he could get the cash.
Done. Paul, call them up.
BIG TIME!
What are we doing now?
Two crackheads were attacking her...
Good morning, sir.
Everytime I see a B58
Truuu
I'll see you, buddy.
Two pair!
Back At work thinking of people who lie. Their time will comE!
Over four million in here.
What a day.. What a motherfckin day
- Now, what happened... - What happened was murder.
The Credit Repair Organizations Act (CROA), which regulates credit repair services and prohibits certain types of deceptive and misleading practices.
When all this is behind you, a whole other world will open up for you.
...or go give him a hand.
Cape Cod ain’t got shit on me
A girlfriend cheated? Oh, shoot!
Player to Player Pimp to pimp
Stick with me, you can do it.
- What's up, Bone? - What's up?
Pine oil. That's where you headed, to pine oil heaven.
- How are they treating you? - All right.
But I like that....I like that
Get my own division someday. You should see their houses.
Gotta put in your own work around here
- Ah! I see you. - Shit!
Bobcat, he’s a hothead
You hear that?
I'm surgical with this bitch. How you want it?
...use it against you and chew you up.
You ain't gonna do a thing.
...they have to be your slave in the afterlife.
[WOMAN SPEAKS IN SPANISH OVER RADIO]
The fuck you looking at?
I'm the beast here, I bet nfl! you just watch Nfl!
Delta 8. Butt-naked. Ill. Sherm. Dust.
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Angelica...
All right, gents.
- The window. - Come on!
Son of a bitch! You shot me in the ass!
When the rookie makes one felony arrest. They build jails because of me
Tell the truth. You know you tapped that ass.
- Please! SMILEY: Shut the fuck up!
Reminds me when I was chasing down bad guys.
Just sit tight, all right?
ALONZO: Let's wrap this up.
K is a low-down, ruthless vato
didn't know you liked you allosaurus wet though
Shit! Ah, you motherfucker!
Blow Your Fuckin Balls Off
...a good Pastafarian must know and love Noodles.
...and I stopped them! I swear to God!
Put the $60 in there too.
An Antioch resident was punched in the face today...
- Get the car. - All right, all right.
- How'd you know that? - How did you?
- Whose? - One of my old ones. My first one.
yes beryl tomble are you a close related cousin of loynneu clirurhrslaxtitgjfhsbzkajaeirorofkbudhack's? yes.
Thanks.
- Open the door, ma'am! - He ain't even here!
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
Get it signed by the judge, and I want you and Paul to bring it to me.
Trippy ass shit
How about you Bobcat? I’m very comfortable.
My Nigga
Just open the door!
My nephew, Dimitri! In the bedroom!
That’s some trippy ass shit homes