Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He’$ a high roller dog

- You sure? - Yeah.

manny watching y'all do the techniques whiles hes in sparring class

To be truly effective...

It’s no fun when the rabbit has the gun isn’t it?

I’m going to get to the bottom of your bullshit

Right here, Detective Doug Rosselli...

man up now, man up

...you gotta have a little dirt on you for anybody to trust you.

Oh You Federally Fucked Now

- You got the gun, don't you? - That's right.

I like how you move. You were trained well.

Stay off of the ROVER!!!

Are you serious?

All right! I’m putting cases on all you bitches!

You lucky first day mother fucker

We'll see what he thinks of you.

There's a coffee shop on 7th. Be there at 10.

You just fucked up

I say he's cool.

...narcotics in his blood.

All right, gentlemen. Thanks for your cooperation.

- That's a rooster, give me a wolf! - Give me a beer!

Yeah, you gotta control your smiles and cries...

- Just take it. - No!

You Wana get shit done You gotta getit done ya'self

One problem: You got no witnesses.

Slap the cuffs on him “You’re under arrest”

Hand it out to my CI's, witnesses, victims.

@imcftraveller you disloyal fool ass bitch made punk fuck you, fuck rapistiano pedonaldo, fuck everybody who has a problem with messi

didn't know you liked your Allosaurus wet though

Roxanne is a dirty girl, but I like that Holmes, I like that

FUCK YOUR FEELINGS

You want a beer?

He gives us shit, we give him lead.

Was she black, white?

Alonzo, holmes, I think is low down dirty ruthless vato

DoorDasher's bring tasty food to drunks. The world's not safe without them

You don’t mind if I have your $300 a glass shit there do ya?

- Wanna go home or to jail? CRACKHEAD 1: What you think?

- You little fuckers. - Run, baby, run.

All right! i'm putting cases on all yall engineers

Sent your brain to space DIDN'T KNOW U LIKE 2 GET WET

- Yeah. - That's my boy.

That man was your friend, and you killed him like a fly.

Angels’s a low-down dirty ruthless vato.

You’ve been planning this all day.

Now we use this.

- You know about this place? - It's the Jungle, right?

- You said four. - Minus tax, brother!

- Who's here? - L.A.P.D.'s finest.

I need my beer jake

He'll take your back for you.

It behooves you to not Dick around on this one

I'll tell you what.

- Sentencing was today. LOU: Judge is female.

- You're dead! - Okay! Wait! Hold it!

Blast his ass ese

But I like that.

YA SHOT ME IN THE ASS

That's right, come on.

When ya check shawt 2hours And the sat wait til next week

This is a newspaper right? It's 90% bullshit. But it's entertaining.

Bacillus ain’t got shit on me

The guy's a high-security risk.

Why do you want to build furniture?

Stay off of the Rover.

You're under arrest!

Grab that menu off that window for me.

that demo was a ruthless hack but i like that, i like that

You're gonna book me?

BLUE: Civil rights violating motherfuckers!

I'M PUTTING CAVEATS ON ALL YOU BITCHES

You know where you're at, dog?

Hey Holmes... EVER HAD YOUR SHIT PUSHED IN?

...she calls and I'm searching. I find 500 grams of meth.

You wanted me to suck your dick, right?

howbeit, I've no proof of the thing

callate pinche pene de mierda pinche pene

Who wanna get paid?

Never wear the ring to work.

I wanna see that warrant

- Who'll pay for my floor? ALONZO: The city.

Kids these days. Not gonna do it?

[DIAL TONE BUZZES]

...but he kicked their ass.

So you like raping girls?

What's happening?

How do you know that?

I heard different.

When someone new jumps onto the page and comments with dark humor

NCSN are low-down, ruthless vatos

- I just need to... - Forget it. Let's go.

- Of course. How are you? - Good, good.

I’m winning anyway... can’t lose

Damn boy! That’s what I’m talkin bout Garick!

howbeit, I've no proof of the thing howbeit, I've no proof of the thing

...possibly a male juvenile.

Kendrick to Drake right now

I'm putting tickets on all you mfs

This is your mess. You clean it up. Don’t be callin me.

You got today to show me what you're made of.

Fuck em! And anybody who looks like em.

I'm gonna get to the bottom of your bullshit. She's my cousin, homes.

When some sketchy shit just went down and the team needs to huddle up and get the story straight.

You wanna beat them up, go ahead.

I'm belting in our unit, and she's tossing his car.

I want them grabbing glass. You take the back.

We don't roll like that no more.

SHU PROGRAM, NIGGA

- You go to school today? - Yeah.

That's my evidence. You wanna go to jail or go home?

Breathe in Erika Breathe !!!!!

Oh shit Rich is coming!!

Give me a name.

Beat his ass to death.

I had my shit pushed in!

After every reply all email

I wanna see that warrant.

They almost killed him...

Lionel Messi ain’t got shit on me

Get that creatine in ya

I want to see that GD report

Don't Ever Come Here Without Me. I'm Serious. For Your Safety

did know you liked your allosaurus wet though

But I like that holmes

Get some chow in you. My dollar.

This is some trippy ass shit, homes.

Just let it go.