Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Alonzo pulled off a miracle.

When you see people not practicing social distancing

I watched that cocksucker for years and now I got him.

- Yeah! - Then don't come down here.

Breathe, there you go.

ALONZO: They flipping pigeons to signal I'm here.

I know you've heard this before....

Donald Trump talking to election Officials from Michigan, PA and Wisconsin

You want me to...

[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

I will break all of pieces of shit

[CLEARS THROAT]

That’s why I never shake his hands Holmes Kevin don’t respect, nada

You sound just like me.

Call Dad ain't got shit on me

ALONZO: Rookies!

Mad Squabbles!!!

But you gotta take your time.

Don’t lie to me!

ROGER: What am I supposed to do with this? Wipe my ass?

It's not what you know. It's what you can prove. Here.

excuse me maria lagonikos judith shiendli old elderly grandma now those hip replacements and botox she's had over the years age her at 0 with dermalogica oh congratulations to her! i hope she'll get toxed up so nanny bridges can give her a beating with her cane.

I'm gonna get that gun and that money.

I can't do anything. Clean up your own mess. Don't call me.

Orion ain't got shit on me!

call dad ain't got shit on me

A lick-her license. Was she a dyke, a lesbian?

That doesn't fly anymore. Shoving a pen down.

- You didn't hear me. - All right. Whatever.

THIS IS SOME TRIPPY SHIT

You play cards, cop?

This is for the big dogs. Feel me?

Bandon or stay home?

I'm the QB! I call the plays here! You just run em!

Turns out Derry are somebody’s

What Geogia said to Justin Fields

NEW YORK YANKEES AIN’T GOT SHIT ON TORONTO BLUE JAYS!

i didn't know you like to get wet

The day you bring that here is the day...

Lanette McKizzie

1p, aint got shit on me!!

stay awake stay awake for me i'm sorry i'm sorry for what's not meant to be. kickstarter kickstarter all projects for me! if the $399999 feelings gone just stay awake for me!

Disloyal church leaving punk

- Those vampires want my pension. - No, no.

Gimme the switch

This shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers!

- That girl's 14. - She all woman, though.

KnowB4 ain't got shit on S2!

- When was your last felony stop? - Two weeks ago.

- Who shot Roger? - New guy.

Ain't got nothing better to do than fuck with me, man? Shit!

You got to put in your own work around here Homie

- No, man. - Get it in you. You'll feel better.

I remember having a young bride.

I’m winning anyway, I can’t lose

- Should I...? - Shoo.

You want to go to Bandon or you want to stay home?

Mad Squabbles Fight For Another Day

Smiles and cries. Smiles and cries. I hear you.

Listen! That's an order!

It's gonna be all right. I know.

You couldn't taste it?

- Like my story? - Not your story, a story.

Got room for you at the booty house You ever been to the booty house?

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

You gonna blast him?

You Know I’m Surgical With This B*TCH JAKE, HOW YOU WANT IT?

and over here we have contestant number 30... it's full because it was 100%!

I wanna see that warrant!

- No, I don't want a beer, man. - No? You mad?

I'm the zig zag man, who the fuck are you?

All right. It's like that?

You like to rape young girls, that's your m.o??

So he looks at it...

I follow all the good players…

Afrochella ain't got shit on me

I've been planning it all week.

You know what the losers’ lounge smells like?

They'll whack you. You ought to get on a plane.

Asmodeus ain't got shit on me

It ain't like I put a gun ta ya head Bitch made over mothuh fuckkuh

It behooves you not to dick around on this one.

Kendrick Right Now

Nobody's gonna hurt him.

Start, you motherfucker!

Your choice. Just make a decision, make a decision.

Go ahead, cowboy, you got mad squabbles.

Jeff's in first. Roger fires twice.

I know what you're going through and feeling.

"This man's insane. He can't go to prison."

"BREATHE, DOG!" "BREATHE, DOG!"

If I'm not around, who will keep him off the radar? I'm just taxing him, that's all.

nq dont respect nada

- You're not? - No.

She can pick it up in jail. Give me the cigarettes too.

Ok since I’m jus the little brother

Speak on it son

Police! Let's see your hands!

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Muthafuckin craghhkee, nigga! - That’s right Jimmy crack corn…

Here's the problem.

Dreamer! Come here!

I'm sick of it. I can't stand him!

I’m Fuckbois admin! I run shit here! You just live here!

Giants fans watching Philly tank against Washington...

i perv out on all the young players...

"For things to change, you have to change

- You sure? - Yeah.

You know I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake!

Kelly ain't got shit on me!!

DREAMER: It's all there.

Come on, kid. Do me a favor.

Give me a break! Shit!

You're in the office, baby.

I wanna see dem Notes

I'm here for Alonzo.

Yeah, I understand.

All right! I’m puttin’ cases on all you bitches!

Didn’t know you like to get Wem

Breathe dawg!!!

I run shit here! You just live here!

We got a search warrant. Open up.

- Yeah, cash! - Speak on it, son.

this myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nigaaaaaaaaaaa

By the time she found out, the guy's already been transferred.

Maybe we'll do some business. We're aggressive.

Huh? You think you can do this shit? Joel!

I need my MONEY I mean if you have it

- Just like it. MORENO: Yeah?

Okay. I'm gonna clear the house, check it for weapons.

- My cousins will blast you fools! - Calm down.

"The fuck's your problem?"

The best, I know. Best for the best.

Trick Daddy’s a low-down, ruthless vato….

You’ve got the gun don't ya boy ? That’s right.

I'm winning anymuthafuckinway I can't lose.

But it's entertaining. So I read it.

That's for you.

Get me, Jake. Get me. Hit me. Hit me.

For being a cop, dogging me in the mouth in my own pad.

My reaction at watching the news about North Korea, Congress, basically anything today.

- I like my badge. - I know where it is.

You made a decision. Live with it.

Told you I don't work for nobody, man!

SARS-CoV-2 AIN’T GOT SHIT ON ME

Hey, what's up, girl? Look at you. Go ahead.

No, thanks, I'm good.