Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is a meme, right? They're 90% bullshit.
Please! I got a kid.
You see what I see?
You want a beer?
I told an informant I'd take care of his family for him.
Give the video and let me go home
- Is she any good? - She's pretty good.
Oh, shit!
- No rocks? - No rocks.
Fuck me, man! Shit.
I need some time off, but... Wow, okay.
Good.
......it's hot eh' BUT I LIKE THAT HOLMES!
its 90 percent bullshit but it’s entertaining
That's what I'm talking about.
Did you just get spice level 6
you been planning this all day? I've been planning this all week, son
Captain's riding my ass the whole time.
I appreciate what you did for my nephew.
Nostradamus ain't got s*** on me!
T don't respect nada
JEFF: Check this out. Nice suit, Mark.
No, man.
- We can't do that. - Yes, we can. We the police.
- No, no. - All right, Letty...
What the fuck?
- She go back to sleep? - Yes. Ate like a pig.
TELL ME A STORY, HOYT.
Ever have your firetruck pushed in?
I stopped them!
I thought you were man enough to handle this shit.
You ain't gonna shoot no cop in the back.
SON OF A BITCH SHOT ME IN THE ASS !!
No, he ain't. He's just a kid that got the drop on y'all.
You know where you’re at fool?
this is chess. not checkers!
But I don't believe you. You tapped that ass, didn't you?
Whatever, whatever the fuck-ever!
I
BLUE: Didn't see the motherfucker coming!
Alright ! I'm tucking all you fluffers
Sheeeeitttt, My nigga’s Birthday!
Finally, after about a year...
- Don't lie to me! - She was being raped!
Bitch you know Crush ain’t got no medium
Reality is, the good guys...
ALONZO: It's all good, baby.
All right! I'm putting cases on all you BATCHES!
CRACKHEAD 2: Pussy-ass bitch!
The only checks I cash say "L.A.P.D."
- Just relax. - Stop!
SMILEY: Blasted that fool.
- Shit! - Boom!
Come on, wolf! Come on, dog!
...on his way to smoke his ex-partner before trial.
My nigga
You’ve been planning this all day? I’ve been planning this all week, son!
- In the bedroom. - He's in the bedroom?
somebody drop this fool for me
You want to go to jail or go home?
Nothing I can do. I'm just a lowly civil servant.
I'll be on the 6:00 news in handcuffs because of you.
That's right. Hurry up! Later.
DoorDasher's is a side hustle. The World ain't the same without them...
You got business here, rookie?
Hey, Bob.
So the judge says:
I'm surgical with this bitch How you want it?
They will check your blood for intoxicants.
- 9mm Beretta. - Like that?
It entertains me. You won't let me read it, so you entertain me.
My black friend
Fuck you, rookie!
I said Kevin ain't even over here!
you wanna get sh*t done... you gotta get it done yourself
Be in comfortable shoes. Got a backup gun?
Snail bounces off a rock, busts its shell up all to shit...
You're their bitch.
George Burns Ain't got shit on me!
... Right?
That's 30 years!
Shit, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.
Yes, sir. What you doing later?
I didn’t know you like to get wet marc?
This man was the biggest major violator in Los Angeles.
“A Sacramento field negro was caught and turned in today…
You’re lying to me!
You okay?
"A spokesperson said the officer is survived...
Breathe Dawg
...when I get finished with you!
My reaction at watching the news about North Korea, Congress, basically anything today.
Put your hands up, son.
OH, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THINK LEBRON IS BETTER THAN JORDAN? OKAY. ALRIGHT.
SARA: Alonzito! Alonzito!
What you laughing for then?
He’s high as a motherfucker.
This is some trippy ass shit homes
Why you not at school?
Turns out Derry are somebody’s
This is Twitter, right? It's 90 percent bullshit.
Turns out Derry are somebody’s
Whatever.
Somalians ain't got shit on FBA!
SHOE PROGRAM NIGGA!
When you’re taking a shit at the gas station and someone keeps banging on the door
Poo Butt Ass
ALONZO: Why do you want to be a narc?
Hey Iran Ever had your shit pushed in?
- No? - No.
what is you, a doctor now?
yes beryl stinker tous? what do you want? i want to eat yuckles.
Calvin's a lowdown ruthless Indian, but I like that holmes.
- I'm sorry, sir. I... - Thank you.
It's time.
Give me the bitch.
Let’s evacuate now. Oh hell no we won’t, you done fucked that up
You know I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake!
Hunter Biden Arrest Body Cam
My man.
This is my dog's house.
Why is he my friend? 'Cause he knows my first name?
Diddy had his shit pushed in
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- I'm not like you. - That's good. I'm glad to hear that.
It's your deal.
Now he looks the judge right in the eyes...
A good narcotics agent should have...
In this business...
If that coach isn’t on the sidelines by week 8...
Will B, he’s a hot head
Come on. Get in here.
Where's your backup?
This is some trippy ass shit holmes
You think they'll help you?
- I've been a pig for 19 months. - Is that right?
Mogi The cet is wet
...handles theft cases for the French-poodle crowd.
You know what I learned today?
SHUT THE FUCK UP, FAGGOT
Somalians ain't got shit on FBA!
Don’t lie to me!
Stan Gursky, he runs the D.A. shooting team.
Stand up, you. Stand the fuck up!
Let’s go
Takes an eel to eat an eel, understand?
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST
Arnold Palmer ain't got shit on me!
This is Twitter, right? It's ninety percent bullshit.
You lucky first day mother fucker
- Protect the sheep by killing wolves. - I heard you.
Whatever the fuck-ever!
Where the rocks?
Here, put this on your head You'll mess up my floors
You, against the wall.
Been planning this all week
Just stay cool.
Baby Mild? I'mma getting spice level 6
Virgin lungs. Man up now. Man up, nigga. Man up.
I told this motherf... Wooo
You got us twisted, homey. You gotta put in your own work around here.
- Sit down, right now! ALONZO: Okay.
Right?
My nigga!
Damn boy! That’s what I’m talking about Garick!
Takes a man to kill.
When's the lan?
Shoves his hand down his pants, comes out with extra-chunky Jif.
Aint got shit on me Fuck you
In the kitchen, fellas.
Baby! Hand me the pillowcase.
I found it in MacArthur Park! MacArthur Park!