Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Holmes, think he's a low-down Dirty, ruthless vato

Don’t lit to me!

Fuck around and find out sweetie

Patrolling for any sign of Gains

- Remember that! - Tell your cousins to get your back.

That's right, you better walk away.

This is checkers, not chess

Stand over there and don't get me killed.

We still them Boyz I am winning anyway

King Jew (Adin) ain't got shit on me!

What About You Altuve? Oh, I'm Comfortable.

Don't dick this up.

He’s a low down dirty vato But I like that

- That's right. - You like it?

You're dead, motherfucker! You hear me?! Dead!

...sees this snail again.

King Kong ain't got nothing on support!

ROGER: Alonzo, what are those asses thinking?

- You do have one, don't you? - Yes.

Tyler, Josh, Brock You motherfuckers

...a good narcotics agent must know and love narcotics.

Kitchen's clear!

right, but why furniture?

- They'll fuck you up. - We gonna let them go?

You guys hold him down.

They got their boats and mistresses, house payments.

I would like Two Pair!!

Brendan pretending To be godzilla

That’s my boy Neto

Alright...I'm coughing on all of your desks!

- Okay, Debbie, midwatch. Go. - Right.

That's right. Landers.

You ain't no police! Give me my money back!

No, I said a wolf, not a rooster, a wolf.

Didn’t know you liked it wet, though.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

DONALD TRUMP HE'S A RUTHLESS VATO, BUT I LIKE THAT

Do you have a favorite place to hide?

- How you doing? - Fine.

Tell Jeff to pick up some tools. Picks and shovels.

I run this here You just work here

Big 12 talking to Mike Gundy

- Got to hear it, smell it, taste it. - Right.

Ahhh, You Lied To Me. You Lied To Me.

- Really want to know? - Yes, I do.

Trump to all y’all who cashed that check You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk.

Bingo ready ?, Rider : wild and ta7mesy ready Bingo :,

I noticed you applied that chokehold though, huh?

The maggots out here will find it...

Since you can't shut up so I can read, tell me a story.

This shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers!

All right. Now stay in here and be very quiet.

...is a drunk stop.

- What you got, dog? - Three of a kind.

How you doing over there? You cool? Come on.

-I'll get something sweet - Hell, no you won't.

You let them go.

- Pleased to meet you. ALONZO: Good man.

What a muthafuckin day

Turns out, that little boy, he’s a somebody.

When Kyle tells Brent they have to pull another all nighter And sleep in a Bucky's parking lot to make the dyno appointment

You're gonna shoot me, boss?

- The picks and shovels? - In the trunk.

- Well, we were... - Smoking weed.

Stand up. Keep your hands where I can see them.

I became a cop to put away dealers and criminals, not to be one.

You got us twisted. You got to put in your own work around here, homey.

Hey Iran Ever had your shit pushed in?

You got the magic EYE YOU GOT THE MAGIC EYE

Pussy-ass bitch!

Hand me the Wood

Cowboys to the rest of the NFL

didn't know you liked your allosaurus wet though

and what does faye bridges do? snok snok boing boing cch cch tits tits george divorce boing boing in it boing cch.

LEBRON JAMES. I CAN’T STAND THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

Black Monte Carlo there, back windows shot out.

- What's up? - It's all good.

No, you are. Nice suit you got on there.

...family men, don't want to catch any bullets.

Hey Redsox.. you ever had your Schlitt pushed in!!!

Turns out, that Russian, he's a somebody.

- I hear you. - Okay.

ALONZO: Don't worry. - Call an ambulance!

Blenders for $19.99? Put me down for...

Why did you do this to me?

- A little of Mexico's finest. - Yeah.

Y'all see this? That's it!

You need practice.

Florida Ain’t Got Shit On My Backyard Swamp!!

Orion ain't got shit on me!

I bet you wear Banded shit!

So why don't you please go outside, clear your head.

All right. Put your hands on your head.

Trump to all you fools who cashed that check

- You too, white boy! - Okay...

Why did you do this to me?

You want my job? You got it.

You a long way from Starbucks Marky

Your gun, homes. Underneath your shirt.

Because he knows my first name?

BLUE: Damn! - Now what is that?

That’s a high roller, dog

No, the CD player's mine.

Now that's some smiles and cries for your ass!

- The closet. - In the closet? That's perfect.

Oh, you motherfuckers! Okay.

Your dick lines up straight. Right and left of it are pockets.

Kaitlin Your husband gets his shit pushed in

Figure that joke out, you figure corporate culture out.

Stay of of the Rover Listening is learning

This is a meme, alright? They're 90% bullshit.

Pretty amazing shit you did back there.

Sexy, though, innit?

You've been planning this all day? I've been planning it all week son

You know this is a gang neighborhood?

You’ve been planning this all day, All Season Son!

MORENO: Smiley?

I want to see that license agreement

DOUG: All right. There's a serial burglar.

My last CA describing CS

- Okay. - You a rookie.

You got the magic eye

- I'm not smoking crack, all right? - I'm glad. Put it in the glove box.

[SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]

You didn't say that?

OH WHERE OH WHERE HAS KEKE GONE

...THAS A HIGH ROLLA' DAWG

Damn! I'm thirsty. I want a beer. What about you?

You got crack and a gun.

Who are your witnesses, huh? Roger? Smiley?

An Antioch resident gave up 47 points today. . .

My bad. My bad.

You know how lucky you are. Don't screw this up.

Make a decision

Grab that hammer and knock this lock off.

...and licks his fingers clean.

A dentist. Open it.

- Prevented a murder. - You got him. It's amazing.

I'm the Zig-Zag man. Who are you?

Somebody drop this fool for me.

You know I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake!

You want me to, I'll smoke it.