Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You wanna go home? - Yeah, let me go home, Jake.
My Nigga
Detective.
You give me 18 months, I give you a career.
I don't want you in my unit. Get the fuck out of my car, rookie.
- I'll shoot! - He's a fed.
BLUE: Watch the fucking legs, man! - Pick his legs up.
What Clemson said To all the Alabama Fans
They say don't come with anything less than a platoon.
Fuck!
I'm gonna get that gun and that money.
All right.
- Sit down now! - Y'all stink!
That'll come in handy. We'll use it like a credit card.
Never touch another folk's brick Of that Ghetto D
George Burns Ain't got shit on me!
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When your boy sends you a bff meme
Don't touch a thing! Evidence.
Turns out Derry are somebody’s
When the shotty comes in...
- Police, we got a search warrant! - L.A.P.D., open up!
An L.A.P.D. spokesperson said Officer Harris...
No, I want you.
Backing in or out of my driveway
Huh? You think you can do this shit? Jake!
hong kong ain't got shit on china!
You passed the test.
What's up, Alonzo?
...they die first. The school kids and moms...
- What, one go through? JEFF: Shit!
My ni.. Are ya’ll watchin this?!!
I was going to a ditch party and...
MARK: Down! - What are you clowns doing?
You know I'm surgical with this bitch Jake How you want it dog
Sit down. We're the good guys.
I'm winning anyway. I can't lose.
I wanna see that warrant motherfucker
- Don't do it. - You know what you'd get?
- I was getting my ass kicked. - You did what you had to do.
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Where the rocks?
But...
No, right?
Hey CISO? Fraud by wire! Ever had your shit pushed in?1 ¡ ÒRALE CABRON1
You can't do it.
Ah... You mutha f*ckers I see how it is...
There's my son. Don't hurt him.
You don’t mind if I have some of your $300 a glass shit there do ya?
Learn that shit.
Don’t forget about me
Open your mouth.
Give me a break, okay?
Hey, first Damu puts one in his head...
He’s high as a motherfucker!
True Statement
- How about you? - I'm very comfortable.
- If it's so funny, you tell him. - It's your story.
PAUL: Alonzo, there's two shots left.
Who wanna get paid?
Ya, baby mild Masala. What
Me right now After finding out the nurses who are sick
That's my boy Neto
Hold on. Smiles and cries.
We were...
That’s a high roller dog
When all your buddies leave DIV for a BN and you stay on staff. “
You got the right to be bitch-slapped!
King Kong ain't got shit on me!
Kakakk
You want to go to Bandon or you want to stay home?
- I know it's gonna work out. - You do?
That's our job.
idk
Chased him for a year. A real slickster.
Judges gave over 15,000 man-years of incarceration time...
- Good to see you. - Yeah.
You son of a bitch.. Ya shot in the ass!
Give me a break! Hey, you! Slow up!
- What? - You know.
"- Didn't Know You Liked It Wet, Though.”
- What you need? - Crack.
Right over there.
Think about him before you shoot someone.
My nigga
Close your eyes. Close your eyes.
What's up, Roger?
...and they'll let him go.
- No. - Cops talk to you today?
All right, you wanna open up the door?
Only 17, but he can kill.
Winnin anyway $$$
You can’t do it
...lands in the grass.
The boss has our back. We know before we piss.
To the nigga who snitched and told them those weren't it courtside seats
SNIPER: Come on, sit down. Play a card game with us.
Find a good hiding spot.
This is checkers, not chess!
MAN 1: Right there? WOMAN: Just right there.
Congratulations. You're gonna get a medal of valor for this.
You smoked the dust.
I didn't get shit.
Shoe program, nigga!
Want a beer?
Jesus Alonzo,
You know I'm surgical with this bitch.....
Put this marijuana pipe in yo mouth before i give all kinds of diseases with a bullet
You're in the office, baby
- It was a quiet night... - Boom!
You want to go to Bandon or you want to go home?
You low down Dirty vato
My man
You know this was just business, right?
You gonna teach me that old-school Rodney King shit?
- I'm a cop. Watch out! - Don't shoot nobody.
ALONZO: That's $250,000 you're holding.
...don't bullshit me.
- Here you go. - And the one on your ankle?
Ok
Turns out he's on bail for distribution...
- Shut up, fag! - Blast his ass.
No?
- I'm on him. - You know what you're doing?
One, two...
Time to punch in ladies
Me: rigging the pageant results bro:
- Proceedings closed. - Yeah, closed.
Don't die on me cuz!!!
- Going to roll call? - I'm leaving now.
He's finished.
It's Not What You Know It's What you Can Prove.
- Anybody else? - No.
Shoot him.
Crazy vato
Shit, if we can get away with it, I'm with you.