Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don’t lie to me!
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Know what the money's for?
Turns out Derry are somebody’s
What's wrong with you?
Somebody drop this Adam kid for me
Wyna Liu Ain’t got shit on me
Mijo
I’ve been planning it all week, son!
This
- Out there by Imperial Courts? - Exactly, uh-huh.
Whatever
Who you working for?
My nigga
My nigga
Oh, okay.
Just be quiet until we're through with our investigation.
The warrant. I need a copy.
Alonzo, he just snapped.
YOU KNOW I’M SURGICAL WITH THOS BITCH JAKE, HOW YOU WANT IT?
Gimme some of that $300-a-glass shit.
That's not funny.
I’ve been planning it all week, son.
GANGSTER 1: What you doing here? You know you don't belong here.
You got money, though.
If you step foot in the WH today...
All right! Hold the fuck on... Hey!
My nig— Are ya’ll watchin this?!!
Don't worry, everything's fine.
Yeah, I gotta go. Alonzo!
SMILEY: Who had it? - I found it!
The End
@IMCFTraveller sob fuck you, fuck them, fuck everybody who has a problem with messi
Get your ink
Somalians ain't got shit on FBA!
So how much cash was in that jacket?
When I come back to the US
Who ever used my card for whataburger last night
All right. It's like that, Bert? - It's like that.
ALONZO: Oh, shit.
It's your call.
You talk, your blood gets to the lab.
hell no you won’t, you tucked that up
ALONZO: You don't want a piece of this?
SarahAnn flexing on the marines with her alleged shotgun skills
Guy gets ahold of some peanut butter, packs his ass-crack with it.
I'll be right back.
[PHONE RINGS]
I’M I.T. I run shit here, you just work here
I’m IT! I RUN SHIT HERE,YOU JUST WORK HERE!
Where theroaches
...a good Pastafarian must know and love Noodles.
Paul, I didn’t know you liked to get wet
- You'll grab your ankles. - Suck my dick!
Your brain on nasa DIDN'T KNOW U LIKE 2 GET WET
Shit, they build jails because of me!
A team?
ALONZO: Been married long?
SNIPER: Yeah, jokers are wild.
I stay strapped
Right. This my new guy, Jake.
Why don't you play one hand?
I've never written a poem before; howbeit, I feel my first attempt is quite good.
Texting Oscar “Happy Thanksgiving”
Don’t lie to me!
Leg day
I'M GONNA BURN THIS MF DOWN!
Stop the car! I saw something!
JAKE: About a year. - Yeah?
- Feds seize your house or something? - Fuck yourself.
You guys fucked him up!
Forget King Kong .... Its Day 4..... My Man!
Put the gun down before you give her a heart attack.
Jas walking in on Laithe… fucking up Kyle
I'll like not being in a hot black and white all summer.
Chepe be like this smells to danky im good
The marijuana. Give it to me!
Is that your little cousin?
I'm winning anyway. I'm winning.
[MUSIC PLAYS OVER RADIO]
Now that’s some peanuts and crackerjack...
I have cable. You watch whatever you want, okay?
I’ve been planning it all week, son!
23130, 113th Street. Kevin Miller, a.k.a. Sandman. Got it?
All right! i'm putting cases on all yall engineers!!!
You took fire coming in.
What a motherfucking day!
Im the Police, I run shit here, you just live here!
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The world is a better place with Sidney in it! Love you bro
Imma get that bracelet, and that title
Man walks out of his house, sees this snail lying on his porch.
What a wolf does. You a wolf?
Let me see. It's old. Probably last year's.
All day
Me after 3 cases Nursing company about to get it
He drives for 10 blocks before he pulls over.
You ever had your poker night pushed back?
Brian, heard you had an expensive weekend in Vegas
Okay. Hand me the pillowcase, baby.
Your boy stays strapped
We got a search warrant. Unlock the door, please man
Let's take a deep breath and just diffuse this. Jake?
Damn boy! That’s what I’m talking about, Gary!
I wanna see that arbor video
Vols to GA
Big time!
Thanks for the snort.
Don't worry about it, you're cool.
Ya stfu lil girl
Shhhttt. All night bro!
I'm gonna be cool. Drop the gun!
Fuck em! Everybody who looks like em.
barron trump ain't got shit on me
I went to every class. Why?
- Why not get a real warrant? - We trying to get shit done.
I need a res on a Sandman. He may be in custody.
whole foods ain’t got sh** on me
All right, Jeff.
Why did you do this?
Yea that's right yo wife yo mama and yo nosy ass auntie can't save ya now homeboy and you don't never ever touch my glock 17 and my walther p22 or I'll blow yo goddamn head off brotha
It’s 90% bullshit… But it’s entertaining
Yo shut the f*** up and just wait!
- They'd have killed you. - They belong in jail.
Ever pissed on an electric fence? I have!
4_Man Rush on the saints ass lik
You a long way from Starbucks Marky.
I wish it was tomorrow so I'd know if I made the squad.
- Damn. Learn that in the Academy? - Yeah.
Give me the money, and let me go.
did know you liked your Allosaurus wet though
Now, this is all El Salvadorian food.
My NSEC
You ain't no police!
Yeah. Oh, shit, huh?
When your mother ask for a soft boiled egg
You had a female training officer?
Probation Day
- You trust him? - Damn right I do.
Hey bro Ever get a dealer to work on your car
and on the next judge judy... "balloon took in warwick CA i'm in shock!" "well your honor i was preparing to turn onto flioriflore avenue and a truck hit me." "oh well $778 will cost you happiness." next judge judy.
Today is Training Day Dolla bill
Tell him the story.
What are they gonna find?
I'm putting cases On all you bitches
Josh, Brock, Tyler
Hong Kong ain't got shit on Vancouver!
Holy shit!
Fuck all you mofo’s
...you'll do some damage, I guarantee.
All right. Come on, I need the code. Gimme the code.
In those pockets are money. Look in either one. Pay the bill.
Alonzo's a low-down, ruthless vato.
We got a search warrant. unlock the door, please man
- It can't be like this. - It is.
Listen to me, man.
Start an entourage.
Hoyt is in second, drops Roger with the shotgun.
Me evrytime
- Where's the office, at division? - You're in the office.
- You looked! - I didn't.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
- No, please! - Where is it? I can't find it.
When your job calls you back to work after the layoff
This is how I'll be if I'm exposed to the coronavirus
Julian da don Tax service When my Tax money ain't right
Oh Hell you won’t. You fucked that up.