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What'd you think? We'd roll up in a black and white?
Last week in Vegas, some Russian starts talking shit.
Go ahead. Get it.
SPECIES' BASEMNENT AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
- Got your gang book? - Why?
- You shot him! - You fucking shot me, man!
They're not like you.
JAKE: But I found this. ALONZO: No, you don't.
Im going to get to the bottom your bullshit. He's my brother homes
follow the bay area outlet
SHU Program, NIGGA!
Do yourself a favor. Hit him.
My nigga
Didn't know you liked it wet, though.
My Nigga Ben
...was survived by his wife and four sons.
Disloyal Fool Ass Bitch Made Punk
Blast his ass ese
- You're lying to me! - I am not lying!
My nigga
What?
come
It's not what you know, it's what you prove.
Let's do this right so we can all go home.
Tg
Fuck! Gun!
CHCM get a warrant
A good narcotics agent should have Narcotics in his blood
My Man
Well, lay off the device.
You want to lock up poisoners? This is the place to do it.
so michael what have you been doing in self isolation? planning future get yarn memes.
Shitty Hungry
Hell no I won’t, you fucked that up.
You're making this so much harder! Just calm down!
JAKE: What's here?
I have a little girl!
Holy shit.
Okay.
I ain't work for nobody! I'm on disability!
It's 90 percent bullshit... But it's entertaining.
Oh o’rite Alex.
The sooner you match what's in your head...
Ghandi Ain't got shit on me
In the back, bam! Code X.
But nothing happened, okay?
All Right..... I got 10174's for all y'all!!
And next time.... Stay Off the Rover!!!!
But it's gotta be from the inside.
Give me The bitch
These niggas are too strong.
Hit me.
When you get your sparring buddy with a new combo you worked on
Breath
boom!
[PHONE BEEPS]
King Kong ain’t got nothin’ on May
Unlearn that ikea shit.
No, we ain't killing nobody.
Lionel Messi ain’t got shit on me
Spice level 5, all around... BTch
You said, fuck you , isn't that right
If I was a dealer, you'd be dead!
Ain't got nothing, huh?
its 90 percent bullshit.. but it’s entertaining
GET THAT BRAKE DUST IN YOU DAWG, GIVES YOU CANCER
AI AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
Gordon Ramsay ain't got shit on me
- Thanks a lot. - No problem.
I'm Putting cases on all yall Engineers
My nigga
- What if he complains? - To who?
[ALONZO LAUGHS]
Stay the fuck out of my way.
Digging a ditch?
Angels a lowdown ruthless vato, but I like that Holmes.
My Ninja
you ever had your corn shucked?
Big transactions.
Last week at a night club he started talk shit about a coach he got suspended
Punk-ass, bitch-ass, crooked-ass cop!
Hey! Here's a joke, boy.
- Just get out of here! - Stay in the car!
Julius Caesar Ain't Got shit on me!
Fuck.
Joe & Hunter Biden More relatable to democrats
I want to see that goddamn warrant!
You can't do it. Somebody drop this fool for me.
Engine 1 Stay off of the rover
This shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers!
howbeit, I've no proof of the thing
Yeah, motherfuckers!
King Kong ain't got shit on me!
Spencer Pratt's a lowdown ruthless vato, but I like that
Ahhh, you lied to me. You lied to me
Five decorated officers say that you shot Roger.
- Who the fuck is this? - Jake Hoyt. It's my first day.
- Where your cousins from? - Hillside Trece!
When you’re friends never seen golf sober
You won't see shit coming!
Fuck your appointment with the Russians.
LETTY: Hello. - Hey, Letty.
Thank you
I SAID PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG
What a mother ****** day!
YOU GOT BUSINESS HERE, CAT?
I’m the Zig Zag man. Who the fuck are you?
Give me the bitch.
My rigga
There you go.
King Kong Ain't Got Shit on Me
- Fuck that, man. - My nigga.
What About You check? - Oh, I'm Comfortable.
“I got a wife.”
[WOMAN SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
You can't take it, maybe you should go back to your division.
Justifiable homicide in the line of duty.
My friend? Tell me why?
You Motherfuckers
My niggas
May I read?
My nigga
How I be on call off duty when I see nigga's camping
STAY OFF OF THE ROVER
You passed the test. You're a narc.
Put your hands on the windshield!
When your Boss tells you to calm down
We make the big seizures, Jake.
- Ready? - Kiss me.
I RUN SHIT HERE!!!
Roll over, man. Roll the fuck over!
What you do is, you aim like that.
Feinberg, holmes, I think is low-down dirty ruthless vato. But I like that
- Look at my nose! - I see it.
It's the nature of the business.
Stoners.
Do you ever lock anybody up? You seem busy keeping people out.
My man
No matter what I say, you did the right thing.
Julian da don Tax service After customer mad about their tax return
My reaction when getting the coronavirus
I supervise five officers. Five personalities.
hgjgh gig
Mavis Beacon Ain't Got $h*+ ON ME!
Grab your bag and go home now.
Give me the money, and let me go home, Jake.
Right, but why a narc?
That’s how it stahts.
Didn't know you liked it wet
Machine Learning Ain't Got Shit on me
My Nigga
I see you again, I'll fuck you up!
I’m surgical with this bitch. How you want it?
Try to help out their families. Put this on.
- I never done it. - I haven't, but you have now.
OH WHERE OH WHERE HAS KIKE GONE
My Knigga
All right, let me see your hands! Where is he?
She was white.
Shit, he worked the system. He deserves his freedom.
Hello
My nigga
- Why? You a Mormon? - I'm not losing my job.
I’m with snap, can I look at your roof
- Me. Gray Mercedes. - Okay.
Lucky I don't make you eat that.
I know I'm lucky. I ace this job, the department's wide open.
You gotta get drunk to come up here!
If he don't turn up downtown with the cash by midnight...
Blast his ass homes
You wanna scratch my truck and roll?!?!! I'm putting cases on all you bitches!
Had lunch with the wise men.
My lord
dn'i i'd love the drapes as a dress a fatality head on apply directly to the forehead those stories tonight on 60 minutes i am OZ the great and powerful antflak it's me mario and the original luigi you shall not pass just a flesh wound
But if you're in my unit, you gotta be in it all the way.
- Twenty. A name! - Fuck!
You know I’m surgical with this bitch. How you want it?
Hey. Open your eyes, man. You'll feel a lot better.
All right. Come on, I need the money. Give me the money.