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...ask her if she's free for dinner and a flamenco.
- You're a physical therapist, right? - Yes.
I've been defaced.
He just told me quite a story about you and Grandpa at the track.
...Mary.
Yeah, I was at Nana's yesterday. I had to help her open a ketchup bottle.
- This is it. Should I go get Kramer? - No, no. He'll come in.
I know there's nothing worse than when your shower's not working.
Oh, I see. When you need something done, then you're friendly to people.
- You wanna go through with this? - Listen, Jerry, she never dates...
I just wanna nod and be on my way.
...you know you have to do this.
- I don't see the difference. - There's a difference.
You can't put that picture up.
- That's her. That's her. - Wait, wait.
Imagine walking by someone on the floor and you say, Hey, Carl...
You know, I really like that hairdo.
- Hi. - Hey, could I use your shower?
Hello. Oh, hi, Mom.
How about an intercourse hello? How would that be? Elaine, now you're just being ridiculous.
- Oh, you were? - No, no. You don't wanna do that.
I Had To Take My Mother To The Chiropodist.
There you go.