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It's just a little motorcycle accident.
- They know how to reach me. - Okay.
...for the existence of galactic dark matter.
...as that represented by the gift you've given me.
...choose the basket closest to that value, give it to her...
- Actually, l-- - It's a rhetorical question.
Ow. Ow.
Bye-bye.
Wow. Humongous man crush, dude.
Not to mention being curious and agile in other respects.
You know, this place is unbelievable.
Of course I do. The essence of the custom is that I now have to go and purchase...
I should note, I'm having some digestive distress...
Yeah, yeah, I guess. But look, he signed it.
Hey, isn't that the guy who won the MacArthur genius grant last year?
- I never said that. - Maybe I heard you wrong.
...you said that you didn't wanna go out with me because I was too smart for you.
It's not enough, is it?
Okay, all I'm giving you is the napkin, Sheldon.
...when the planet Krypton exploded.
- Really? We're gonna do an experiment? - Uh-huh.
Yup, it's officially a bromance.
And that, Charlie Brown, is what boredom is all about.
- Since when? - Since always.