HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- Excuse me, we're ready. - No, we're not.
Okay.
No, because we don't celebrate the ancient pagan festival of Saturnalia.
...before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend.
...of photomultiplier tubes for a new dark-matter detector.
...which incinerates any contaminant matter...
Oh, then I think you'll appreciate what I got you.
In the pre-Christian era, as the winter solstice approached and the plants died...
I possess the DNA of Mark Hamill
Okay, I have just one question for you.
- Since when? - Since always.
Yeah, he came into the restaurant. Sorry the napkin's dirty. He wiped his mouth with it.
We're gonna explore the effects of tequila shots on a gorgeous 22-year-old woman.
Hey, if you'd like, I could show you the lab we're working in.
And it is well-established...
...and, eventually, it becomes the so-called Christmas tree.
That's not-- He does it better.
All I need is a healthy ovum And I can grow my own Courtney!
Brilliant.
Kandorian dry-cl--? I give up. You can't have a rational argument with this man.
A gift certificate for motorcycle lessons.