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Dave is not smarter than you. He's an idiot.
Do you realize what this means?
It's just rum. It stopped being eggnog, like, a half an hour ago.
Turn it over.
That's what you took from that?
Oh.
...science is my lady.
It's a Saturnalia miracle!!
...and leaves the invulnerable Kryptonian fabric unharmed and daisy fresh.
Nice save, genius.
- I don't know. Because it's Christmas? - Oh, Penny.
Well....
Boredome
...and then I'll return the others for a full refund.
No, not all at once.
I will open her gift to me first and then excuse myself, feigning digestive distress.
Congratulations on the MacArthur grant, by the way. Big fan.
This custom was appropriated by northern Europeans...
Well, that--
...by being such an endearing and important part of your life.
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